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28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

born out of the glass
the sparkling shards of razors
slicing thru the skin
Haiku # 21811, August 22, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
curious to know
how the human heart can take
the hammer of life
Haiku # 21810, August 22, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
fires igniting
passions brought to the surface
fear, loathing, regret
Haiku # 21809, August 22, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
skyscrapers rising
urban jungle starts to stir
people swarm the streets
Haiku # 21808, August 22, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
fuss over nothing
empty words from empty heads
lips & crew bore me
Haiku # 21807, August 22, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
i have changed my mind
stunna, shizzo & lips BLOW!
illiterate fucks
Haiku # 21804, August 22, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Luke Waters
the bottom of the barrel
is a nice place to shoot fish
till it becomes boring
Haiku # 21803, August 22, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Mox
it's def, mad & phat
flippin' ghetto speak is tired
understand me, son?
Haiku # 21802, August 22, 2002 10:23 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
for a little while
genitals can be funny
so get over them



Haiku # 21801, August 22, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ash
you're the real mccoy
we all expect lips to suck
you don't disappoint
Haiku # 21800, August 22, 2002 7:56 am ET
by ash
NEWS UPDATE:
stunna, lips & shizzo
SUCK
omg son
film at 11 :)
Haiku # 21799, August 22, 2002 2:12 am ET
by KING SHIT
god! pierced clit ice-cream?????
mellie is that really you?
or new Hagen-Das
Haiku # 21798, August 22, 2002 1:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 21797, August 22, 2002 1:13 am ET
by Janis
Shizzo Bot
Haiku # 21796, August 22, 2002 12:58 am ET
by Once I finds a tolken
If you put a fork
into an electrical
outlet, you get sparks.
Haiku # 21795, August 22, 2002 12:57 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
yes luke, i agree
and also, mellie is SUCK
and lots others too
Haiku # 21794, August 22, 2002 12:14 am ET
by Another Different person
i not seen before,
but Lips, Shizzo and stunna
are fucking laugh kings
Haiku # 21793, August 22, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Luke Waters
FUnny you sexC othKers
MsecrEte body flu3Xids
YOU silly HumaOns
Haiku # 21792, August 22, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Lips McCoy
tag und datum als
einstellen! ETGENGEN DEM
UHRZEIGERSINN haute!
Haiku # 21791, August 21, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
OMG peirced clit
damn girl hurt my dick with it
get stink wee instead
Haiku # 21790, August 21, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
oo man, my sotmach
that was a big big pickle
i eat another
Haiku # 21789, August 21, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie and Darla both suck
Justin not too suck
Haiku # 21788, August 21, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
OMG tru tru
BRIAN FELLOWS IN DA HOUSE
he super funny
Haiku # 21787, August 21, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Warm soft clouds above.
Dry comfortable grass below.
Sit on my dick bitch!
Haiku # 21786, August 21, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man
Damn bitch, just open
you mout and close you eyes. No
wanna shoot out eyes.
Haiku # 21785, August 21, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man Fucking Sock Dammit
One time I kicked a
really big mushroom. Some chuncks
stuck to my flip-flop.
Haiku # 21783, August 21, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Man
pierced in the airport
metal detectors go off
show us your snatch, bitch!
Haiku # 21782, August 21, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a couple married
he pierced his dick, she her clit
they clank when they fuck
Haiku # 21781, August 21, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Shizzo bot and Lips
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.
Haiku # 21780, August 21, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-tone
That bird's a liar.
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!
Haiku # 21779, August 21, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-hizzy
Welcome to my show!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
Haiku # 21778, August 21, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-holla
That's a hairy bug!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
Haiku # 21777, August 21, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-house
just more cock okay
never say no
Haiku # 21776, August 21, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by mellie
pierced clit I scream
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please
Haiku # 21775, August 21, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by mellie
scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!

pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
Haiku # 21774, August 21, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Joe Sam
The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
Haiku # 21773, August 21, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
Haiku # 21772, August 21, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
Haiku # 21771, August 21, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
Haiku # 21770, August 21, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
This place really reeks
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
Haiku # 21769, August 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
Haiku # 21768, August 21, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by Boobie Kennedy
Sock to the hand son
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
Haiku # 21767, August 20, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock Dammit
a tingly feeling
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
Haiku # 21766, August 20, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crack & heroin
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
Haiku # 21765, August 20, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my juices are flowing
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
Haiku # 21764, August 20, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
erotic art come
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom

come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
Haiku # 21763, August 20, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by mellie
flaming filthy trash
that
Haiku # 21762, August 20, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by mellie
whenever you build home
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
Haiku # 21761, August 20, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
Haiku # 21760, August 20, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
Haiku # 21759, August 20, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by homercules
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