If you put a fork
into an electrical
outlet, you get sparks.
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
yes luke, i agree
and also, mellie is SUCK
and lots others too
by Another Different person
i not seen before,
but Lips, Shizzo and stunna
are fucking laugh kings
by Luke Waters
FUnny you sexC othKers
MsecrEte body flu3Xids
YOU silly HumaOns
by Lips McCoy
tag und datum als
einstellen! ETGENGEN DEM
UHRZEIGERSINN haute!
by Lips McCoy
OMG peirced clit
damn girl hurt my dick with it
get stink wee instead
by Lips McCoy
oo man, my sotmach
that was a big big pickle
i eat another
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie and Darla both suck
Justin not too suck
by Lips McCoy
OMG tru tru
BRIAN FELLOWS IN DA HOUSE
he super funny
by Lips McCoy
Warm soft clouds above.
Dry comfortable grass below.
Sit on my dick bitch!
by Shizzo Bot of Man
Damn bitch, just open
you mout and close you eyes. No
wanna shoot out eyes.
by Shizzo Bot of Man Fucking Sock Dammit
One time I kicked a
really big mushroom. Some chuncks
stuck to my flip-flop.
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Man
pierced in the airport
metal detectors go off
show us your snatch, bitch!
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a couple married
he pierced his dick, she her clit
they clank when they fuck
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Shizzo bot and Lips
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.
by #1 stunna of g-tone
That bird's a liar.
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!
by #1 stunna of g-hizzy
Welcome to my show!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
by #1 stunna of g-holla
That's a hairy bug!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
by #1 stunna of g-house
just more cock okay
never say no
by mellie
pierced clit I scream
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please
by mellie
scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!
pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
by Joe Sam
The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
by Darla of the backyard
Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
by Darla of the backyard
Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
by Darla of the backyard
Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
by Darla of the backyard
This place really reeks
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
by Darla of the backyard
YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
by Boobie Kennedy
Sock to the hand son
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock Dammit
a tingly feeling
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
by Anonymous Poet
crack & heroin
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
by Anonymous Poet
my juices are flowing
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
by Anonymous Poet
erotic art come
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom
come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
by mellie
flaming filthy trash
that
by mellie
whenever you build home
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
by Anonymous Poet
what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
by Anonymous Poet
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
by homercules
Enlightenment blinds
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
by J. Bardo of California
Broken Thoughts plague me
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
by J. Bardo of California
Shooting star shine bright
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
by J. Bardo of California
the blood of the grape
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
by Christopher Dale
Slash dot come here soon
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
by Nexpert of Canada
Horrible haiku
Reading causes agony
Still funny despite
by Anonymous Poet
Bubbly green raindrops
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through
(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
by Eric Shapiro of Hollywood, CA
tits thrust in my face
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
in the bush a cat
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Heather, you are so
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
anonymus, hmmm
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
by Lips McCoy
dang, when i put your
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
by Lips McCoy
i see SNL
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
by Lips McCoy
I called Jenni on
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
