Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

OMG tru tru
BRIAN FELLOWS IN DA HOUSE
he super funny
Haiku # 21787, August 21, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Warm soft clouds above.
Dry comfortable grass below.
Sit on my dick bitch!
Haiku # 21786, August 21, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man
Damn bitch, just open
you mout and close you eyes. No
wanna shoot out eyes.
Haiku # 21785, August 21, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man Fucking Sock Dammit
One time I kicked a
really big mushroom. Some chuncks
stuck to my flip-flop.
Haiku # 21783, August 21, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Man
pierced in the airport
metal detectors go off
show us your snatch, bitch!
Haiku # 21782, August 21, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a couple married
he pierced his dick, she her clit
they clank when they fuck
Haiku # 21781, August 21, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
Shizzo bot and Lips
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.
Haiku # 21780, August 21, 2002 8:07 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-tone
That bird's a liar.
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!
Haiku # 21779, August 21, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-hizzy
Welcome to my show!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
Haiku # 21778, August 21, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-holla
That's a hairy bug!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!
Haiku # 21777, August 21, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-house
just more cock okay
never say no
Haiku # 21776, August 21, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by mellie
pierced clit I scream
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please
Haiku # 21775, August 21, 2002 6:13 pm ET
by mellie
scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!

pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
Haiku # 21774, August 21, 2002 6:07 pm ET
by Joe Sam
The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
Haiku # 21773, August 21, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
Haiku # 21772, August 21, 2002 4:32 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
Haiku # 21771, August 21, 2002 4:28 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
Haiku # 21770, August 21, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
This place really reeks
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
Haiku # 21769, August 21, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Darla of the backyard
YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
Haiku # 21768, August 21, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by Boobie Kennedy
Sock to the hand son
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
Haiku # 21767, August 20, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock Dammit
a tingly feeling
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
Haiku # 21766, August 20, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
crack & heroin
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
Haiku # 21765, August 20, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my juices are flowing
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
Haiku # 21764, August 20, 2002 9:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
erotic art come
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom

come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
Haiku # 21763, August 20, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by mellie
flaming filthy trash
that
Haiku # 21762, August 20, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by mellie
whenever you build home
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
Haiku # 21761, August 20, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
Haiku # 21760, August 20, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
Haiku # 21759, August 20, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by homercules
Enlightenment blinds
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
Haiku # 21758, August 20, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
Broken Thoughts plague me
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
Haiku # 21757, August 20, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
Shooting star shine bright
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
Haiku # 21756, August 20, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
the blood of the grape
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
Haiku # 21755, August 20, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Christopher Dale
Slash dot come here soon
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
Haiku # 21754, August 20, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Nexpert of Canada
Horrible haiku
Reading causes agony
Still funny despite
Haiku # 21753, August 20, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bubbly green raindrops
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through



(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
Haiku # 21752, August 20, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Eric Shapiro of Hollywood, CA
tits thrust in my face
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
Haiku # 21751, August 20, 2002 9:46 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
in the bush a cat
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover

Haiku # 21750, August 20, 2002 2:37 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Heather, you are so
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
Haiku # 21749, August 20, 2002 1:20 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
anonymus, hmmm
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
Haiku # 21748, August 20, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Lips McCoy
dang, when i put your
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
Haiku # 21747, August 20, 2002 1:10 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i see SNL
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
Haiku # 21746, August 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by Lips McCoy
I called Jenni on
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
Haiku # 21745, August 20, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
OOO, i see a big
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.
Haiku # 21744, August 19, 2002 11:33 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of bong, oots i mean Sock
We may be confused
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.
Haiku # 21743, August 19, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock
and lo it's the end,
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out
Haiku # 21742, August 19, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
a string i see there
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby
Haiku # 21741, August 19, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I send you Kool-Aid
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha
Haiku # 21740, August 19, 2002 10:21 am ET
by Candy Ninja
Oh no, cold oatmeal
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Haiku # 21739, August 19, 2002 10:19 am ET
by SRS
cryptic mail package
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde
Haiku # 21738, August 19, 2002 7:20 am ET
by ash
cold autumn winds blow
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers
Haiku # 21737, August 18, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by Lips McCoy