Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
Haiku # 21760, August 20, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
Haiku # 21759, August 20, 2002 3:10 pm ET
by homercules
Enlightenment blinds
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
Haiku # 21758, August 20, 2002 2:07 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
Broken Thoughts plague me
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
Haiku # 21757, August 20, 2002 2:06 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
Shooting star shine bright
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
Haiku # 21756, August 20, 2002 2:05 pm ET
by J. Bardo of California
the blood of the grape
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
Haiku # 21755, August 20, 2002 12:55 pm ET
by Christopher Dale
Slash dot come here soon
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
Haiku # 21754, August 20, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Nexpert of Canada
Horrible haiku
Reading causes agony
Still funny despite
Haiku # 21753, August 20, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bubbly green raindrops
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through



(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
Haiku # 21752, August 20, 2002 10:20 am ET
by Eric Shapiro of Hollywood, CA
tits thrust in my face
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
Haiku # 21751, August 20, 2002 9:46 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
in the bush a cat
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover

Haiku # 21750, August 20, 2002 2:37 am ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Heather, you are so
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
Haiku # 21749, August 20, 2002 1:20 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
anonymus, hmmm
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
Haiku # 21748, August 20, 2002 1:16 am ET
by Lips McCoy
dang, when i put your
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
Haiku # 21747, August 20, 2002 1:10 am ET
by Lips McCoy
i see SNL
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
Haiku # 21746, August 20, 2002 1:07 am ET
by Lips McCoy
I called Jenni on
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
Haiku # 21745, August 20, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
OOO, i see a big
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.
Haiku # 21744, August 19, 2002 11:33 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of bong, oots i mean Sock
We may be confused
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.
Haiku # 21743, August 19, 2002 11:26 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock
and lo it's the end,
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out
Haiku # 21742, August 19, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
a string i see there
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby
Haiku # 21741, August 19, 2002 10:55 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I send you Kool-Aid
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha
Haiku # 21740, August 19, 2002 10:21 am ET
by Candy Ninja
Oh no, cold oatmeal
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Haiku # 21739, August 19, 2002 10:19 am ET
by SRS
cryptic mail package
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde
Haiku # 21738, August 19, 2002 7:20 am ET
by ash
cold autumn winds blow
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers
Haiku # 21737, August 18, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
mellie is correct
dont hang around a red bum
cause they been drinking
Haiku # 21736, August 18, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Calvino, sitting
On a carpet of leaves, says
"Where is the ending?"
Haiku # 21735, August 18, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man, Sock Dammit
I need to sock now
take me away, i have much
to get off my chest
Haiku # 21734, August 18, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Dammit Stump Man, SOCK!
cold white winter comes
where do the red bums go then?
red cheeks fireside
Haiku # 21733, August 18, 2002 6:19 pm ET
by mellie
old days old same old
ways not forgotten red bums
lying in the sand
Haiku # 21732, August 18, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by mellie
Bitch-kickin' (one syllable so say fast) Barbie queen no money!

Armless I stand Gucci Foo'

Mcgreggor Rising

Haiku # 21731, August 18, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by Cody H
whistle down the wind
the road before me unknown
the past lies behind
Haiku # 21730, August 18, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse
i had to cum here
this place just radiates "GAY"
like San Francisco
Haiku # 21729, August 18, 2002 7:04 am ET
by *homohaiku* of the pink triangle
Princess Diana
haunting the streets of Paris
no papparazzi
Haiku # 21728, August 18, 2002 12:38 am ET
by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA
Charlton's senile
hands off you damn dirty ape!
give me back my gun
Haiku # 21727, August 18, 2002 12:35 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
if you wait too long
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...
Haiku # 21726, August 18, 2002 12:33 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
i want to know you
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice
Haiku # 21725, August 18, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA
defending what's mine
i will grind you into dust
you do not exsist
Haiku # 21724, August 18, 2002 12:20 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
gone to a party
potato chips, but NO dip!
i went home early
Haiku # 21723, August 18, 2002 12:17 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
oh, the jealous rage
it's a seething mad beast, son
eating you alive
Haiku # 21722, August 18, 2002 12:13 am ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
I like this poet
with no name. Anonymous
said to give mad head.
Haiku # 21719, August 17, 2002 11:21 pm ET
by #1 stunna of g-town holla
*YAWN*
all you people have BIG PENISES
especially that Lips fellow, i hear its tremendous
one might even venture to say it was 9 1/2'' softy
Haiku # 21718, August 17, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
now here that sytel
chips, first put in front AC
blows dust off too salts
Haiku # 21717, August 17, 2002 10:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
*YAWN*
Hey, im sorry about all the haikus before,
i'm just socially inept.
Haiku # 21716, August 17, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
(with negro accent)
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went
Haiku # 21715, August 17, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I am so confused.
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?
Haiku # 21714, August 17, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
twitching crack babies!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!
Haiku # 21713, August 17, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
more insane drivel
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit
Haiku # 21712, August 17, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot
Haiku # 21711, August 17, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by mellie
ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water

wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys

breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter
Haiku # 21710, August 17, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by mellie
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21708, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet