Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
Horrible poetry for the digital age
29 Years, 81 Days and 78058 Haiku later...
if you wait too long
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...
by of Hollywood, CA
i want to know you
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice
by of Hollywood, CA
defending what's mine
i will grind you into dust
you do not exsist
i will grind you into dust
you do not exsist
by of Hollywood, CA
gone to a party
potato chips, but NO dip!
i went home early
potato chips, but NO dip!
i went home early
by of Hollywood, CA
oh, the jealous rage
it's a seething mad beast, son
eating you alive
it's a seething mad beast, son
eating you alive
by of Hollywood, CA
I like this poet
with no name. Anonymous
said to give mad head.
with no name. Anonymous
said to give mad head.
by of g-town holla
*YAWN*
all you people have BIG PENISES
especially that Lips fellow, i hear its tremendous
one might even venture to say it was 9 1/2'' softy
all you people have BIG PENISES
especially that Lips fellow, i hear its tremendous
one might even venture to say it was 9 1/2'' softy
by
now here that sytel
chips, first put in front AC
blows dust off too salts
chips, first put in front AC
blows dust off too salts
by
*YAWN*
Hey, im sorry about all the haikus before,
i'm just socially inept.
Hey, im sorry about all the haikus before,
i'm just socially inept.
by
(with negro accent)
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went
by
I am so confused.
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?
by of Sock to old man
twitching crack babies!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!
by of Canada
more insane drivel
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit
by of Canada
some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot
by
ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water
wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys
breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water
wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys
breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter
by
sorry, that actually read :
*sigh!* repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals
but i used the less than / greater than for brackets, which made my sigh disappear
unlike you, who makes me sigh yet again
*sigh!* repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals
but i used the less than / greater than for brackets, which made my sigh disappear
unlike you, who makes me sigh yet again
by