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(with negro accent)
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went
Haiku # 21715, August 17, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
I am so confused.
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?
Haiku # 21714, August 17, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man
twitching crack babies!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!
Haiku # 21713, August 17, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
more insane drivel
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit
Haiku # 21712, August 17, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot
Haiku # 21711, August 17, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by mellie
ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water

wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys

breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter
Haiku # 21710, August 17, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by mellie
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21708, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21707, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21706, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21705, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21704, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21703, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21702, August 17, 2002 7:34 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21701, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21700, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21699, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21698, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21697, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21696, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21695, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21694, August 17, 2002 7:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21693, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21692, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21691, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21690, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21689, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21688, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21687, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21686, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21685, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21684, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21683, August 17, 2002 7:32 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21682, August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21681, August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21680, August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21679, August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21678, August 17, 2002 7:31 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
sorry, that actually read :

*sigh!* repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals

but i used the less than / greater than for brackets, which made my sigh disappear
unlike you, who makes me sigh yet again
Haiku # 21677, August 17, 2002 6:09 am ET
by ash
repeats again
you could be on the t.v.
or bad chemicals
Haiku # 21676, August 17, 2002 6:07 am ET
by ash
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21675, August 17, 2002 3:13 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21674, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21673, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21672, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21671, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21670, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21669, August 17, 2002 3:12 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21668, August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21667, August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21666, August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
*YAWN*
you people all SUCK
*YAWN*
Haiku # 21665, August 17, 2002 3:11 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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