Bad Haiku

Bitch-kickin' (one syllable so say fast) Barbie queen no money!

Armless I stand Gucci Foo'

Mcgreggor Rising

Haiku # 21731, August 18, 2002 4:18 pm ET

by Cody H

whistle down the wind
the road before me unknown
the past lies behind

Haiku # 21730, August 18, 2002 8:58 am ET

by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse

i had to cum here
this place just radiates "GAY"
like San Francisco

Haiku # 21729, August 18, 2002 7:04 am ET

by *homohaiku* of the pink triangle

Princess Diana
haunting the streets of Paris
no papparazzi

Haiku # 21728, August 18, 2002 12:38 am ET

by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA

Charlton's senile
hands off you damn dirty ape!
give me back my gun

Haiku # 21727, August 18, 2002 12:35 am ET

by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA

if you wait too long
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...

Haiku # 21726, August 18, 2002 12:33 am ET

by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA

i want to know you
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice

Haiku # 21725, August 18, 2002 12:26 am ET

by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA

defending what's mine
i will grind you into dust
you do not exsist

Haiku # 21724, August 18, 2002 12:20 am ET

by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA

gone to a party
potato chips, but NO dip!
i went home early

Haiku # 21723, August 18, 2002 12:17 am ET

by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA

oh, the jealous rage
it's a seething mad beast, son
eating you alive

Haiku # 21722, August 18, 2002 12:13 am ET

by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA

I like this poet
with no name. Anonymous
said to give mad head.

Haiku # 21719, August 17, 2002 11:21 pm ET

by #1 stunna of g-town holla

*YAWN*
all you people have BIG PENISES
especially that Lips fellow, i hear its tremendous
one might even venture to say it was 9 1/2'' softy

Haiku # 21718, August 17, 2002 10:57 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

now here that sytel
chips, first put in front AC
blows dust off too salts

Haiku # 21717, August 17, 2002 10:50 pm ET

by Lips McCoy

*YAWN*
Hey, im sorry about all the haikus before,
i'm just socially inept.

Haiku # 21716, August 17, 2002 10:23 pm ET

by Anonymous Poet

(with negro accent)
I never seen a baby
move THAT fast, Great Went

Haiku # 21715, August 17, 2002 10:12 pm ET

by Lips McCoy

I am so confused.
Why does planters now put an
easy open top?

Haiku # 21714, August 17, 2002 8:58 pm ET

by Shizzo Bot of Sock to old man

twitching crack babies!
my credit card is missing
so is my girlfriend!

Haiku # 21713, August 17, 2002 8:29 pm ET

by The Great Went of Canada

more insane drivel
who is this ANON M. ASS?
flaming pile of shit

Haiku # 21712, August 17, 2002 8:27 pm ET

by The Great Went of Canada

some mean more some suck
flaming good bloke boring well
ash still burning hot

Haiku # 21711, August 17, 2002 6:34 pm ET

by mellie

ah so now I'm old
eh soaking sun nipples hard
life freezing water

wine bread pussy warm
lie facing south dreamtime sand
sun volley balls boys

breasts and bottoms shine
barely a breeze gentle waves
better not bitter

Haiku # 21710, August 17, 2002 5:49 pm ET

by mellie