scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!
pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)
by Joe Sam
The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness
by Darla of the backyard
Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me
by Darla of the backyard
Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose
by Darla of the backyard
Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion
by Darla of the backyard
This place really reeks
A foul stench covers all
clean up you douchebags
by Darla of the backyard
YOU CHEATED ON ME!!
DIRTY, LYING FUCKING PRICK!!
I'LL CUT YOUR BALLS OFF!!!!
by Boobie Kennedy
Sock to the hand son
Cause I ain't wanna hear it
and you shoots the spit
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock Dammit
a tingly feeling
cold hard steel enters pink flesh
i've got my clit pierced!
by Anonymous Poet
crack & heroin
my angeldust fantasy
drug whore chic is in
by Anonymous Poet
my juices are flowing
my teats are expressing milk
climax cumming soon!
by Anonymous Poet
erotic art come
gaze with me lick lips with me
re-tiling bathroom
come soak in my tub
come get wet with me just cum
mellie is ready
by mellie
flaming filthy trash
that
by mellie
whenever you build home
you must suck it and build it
around lovely moan
by Anonymous Poet
what rotten filth here
talk of cunts, cocks & assholes
i am AROUSED
:)
by Anonymous Poet
Yummy meat from pig
Fills my senses, sex no match
Bacon, I am yours
by homercules
Enlightenment blinds
The light not meant for mortals
Like moths those who seek
by J. Bardo of California
Broken Thoughts plague me
Friends turn into enemies
I do not understand
by J. Bardo of California
Shooting star shine bright
Burn bright, fall fast little star
Bottom they shall hit
by J. Bardo of California
the blood of the grape
is best left where it cannot
stain one's memory
by Christopher Dale
Slash dot come here soon
People rush to post a post
FIRST POST BI-A-TCHES!
by Nexpert of Canada
Horrible haiku
Reading causes agony
Still funny despite
by Anonymous Poet
Bubbly green raindrops
May float up to the pink sun
When the Muse comes through
(Eric Shapiro is the author
of SHORT OF A PICNIC)
by Eric Shapiro of Hollywood, CA
tits thrust in my face
silicone suffication
what a way to go...
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
in the bush a cat
sits ready to pounce on prey,
deep undercover
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Heather, you are so
amazing, suck the wee and
deepthroat it too??? WOW!
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
anonymus, hmmm
i know who it was you know
cause i dissed them ;)
by Lips McCoy
dang, when i put your
hand on the knob, keep it there
shots up nose again
by Lips McCoy
i see SNL
see rachael dratch, you'd hit her?
i would, maybe not
by Lips McCoy
I called Jenni on
my celly. I say, "your num-
ber is on kazaa."
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Sock Dammit
OOO, i see a big
damn ting, oh it freakin me out
i so high now, damn i gonna go
watch a movie. hope it is like a fuckin trip on somfing. if it no is i fihand a fldfamc and gpie.
by Shizzo Bot of bong, oots i mean Sock
We may be confused
But inside, we know that it
is a very good thing.
by Shizzo Bot of God Man, Sock
and lo it's the end,
the curtains flappz with *sloppsh* noise
of knob pulling out
by Lips McCoy
a string i see there
what can you do sometimes? hmmm
lasso a baby
by Lips McCoy
I send you Kool-Aid
Worship me you dumb heathens
Mwahahahaha
by Candy Ninja
Oh no, cold oatmeal
Eating me: I'm serious
Run away, fool AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH
by SRS
cryptic mail package
newspapers from far away
greetings from la monde
by ash
cold autumn winds blow
OMG dude, i make a short film
check out! too many sylabbers
by Lips McCoy
mellie is correct
dont hang around a red bum
cause they been drinking
by Lips McCoy
Calvino, sitting
On a carpet of leaves, says
"Where is the ending?"
by Shizzo Bot of Man, Sock Dammit
I need to sock now
take me away, i have much
to get off my chest
by Shizzo Bot of Dammit Stump Man, SOCK!
cold white winter comes
where do the red bums go then?
red cheeks fireside
by mellie
old days old same old
ways not forgotten red bums
lying in the sand
by mellie
Bitch-kickin' (one syllable so say fast) Barbie queen no money!
Armless I stand Gucci Foo'
Mcgreggor Rising
by Cody H
whistle down the wind
the road before me unknown
the past lies behind
by Spanky Alfalfa of the treehouse
i had to cum here
this place just radiates "GAY"
like San Francisco
by *homohaiku* of the pink triangle
Princess Diana
haunting the streets of Paris
no papparazzi
by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA
Charlton's senile
hands off you damn dirty ape!
give me back my gun
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
if you wait too long
the screensaver will come on
and you'll miss something...
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
i want to know you
you may not want to know me
but you have no choice
by Justin, T. of Hollywood, CA