Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

You guys are crazy.
Lips, Shizzo Bot, and Stunna
give this place its life.
Haiku # 21836, August 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Censor sensor of Monrovia, SC
in the early light
arms at rest above her head
I fucked that bitch blind.
Haiku # 21835, August 23, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by #stunna +1
Milfsearch.com is
alright. kind of funny but
BangBus is better.
Haiku # 21834, August 23, 2002 2:49 pm ET
by #1 stunna of SUTAN!
i pimp hoes and milfs.
time to get mad cash moneys
and mix phat rhyme skillz.
Haiku # 21833, August 23, 2002 2:47 pm ET
by NUMBA WON STUNNA of tor holla bichf
no need for respect
what there is to respect, huh?
i disrespect mom.
Haiku # 21832, August 23, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by #1 stunna of tro dat
ahsit sons fuck deez
it called bad haiku for a
reason. shut a mouth.
Haiku # 21831, August 23, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by @stunna of whop! i meant #1stunna
bow down to shizzo
and the lips. They haiku gods.
LOOK AT NAME OF SITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
Haiku # 21830, August 23, 2002 2:43 pm ET
by #1 stunna of original
waht teh fukc soin damm
all teshe hataer in thsi peesce
nedd 2 get a lief!!!1
Haiku # 21829, August 23, 2002 2:42 pm ET
by #1 stunna of i haet ur mom
i lost love before
he has my heart once again,
lost in love with him
Haiku # 21828, August 23, 2002 2:41 pm ET
by tiger. of vegas.
in the early light
arms at rest above her head
sleeping, angelic

~morning of 8/18/2002
Haiku # 21827, August 23, 2002 1:18 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
I am so pissed off
At organisations like
The RIIA.
Haiku # 21826, August 23, 2002 11:55 am ET
by Janis
someone get the lube
i'm getting ready to plow
open your boytwat
Haiku # 21825, August 23, 2002 3:15 am ET
by *haikuhomo*
oh that silly cat
where'd all that lasagna go?
garfield's one fat bitch.
Haiku # 21822, August 22, 2002 10:33 pm ET
by rach-ee of winnipeg
You a silly litsle. No like, go away.
Haiku # 21821, August 22, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Ananom is a faggot
love and marriage
love and marriage, go together
like bad haiku site and disrespect,

get used to it or, FUCK OFF!!!!!

Haiku # 21820, August 22, 2002 10:20 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yah lips bores me too,
used to know a guy in school,
last name was lipshit

was pronounced that way forget the proper spelling
Haiku # 21819, August 22, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dang, all these people attacking me, when i really
look back through what i have posted, and not once
did i attack anybody for what they posted. I am
not critical of your haikus, so do not be critical of
mine. You are very disrespectful.
Haiku # 21818, August 22, 2002 10:02 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God sock, i hate you
Depression, thats some
shit. If they only knew it
is all in the head.
Haiku # 21817, August 22, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Dammit Sock
pL3@53 cLeAn 7h3 5Hi7 oFf
ShIzZo'S dIcK b3f0r3 u sTiCk
It In mcc0y'5 M0U7H
Haiku # 21816, August 22, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by l33t
Sad little monkeys
Trying so hard to fit in
You don't belong here
Haiku # 21815, August 22, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by Luke Waters
I don't know what that
bird told you, but he is not
my doppleganger.
Haiku # 21814, August 22, 2002 9:40 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of God Dammit
Sie bauschen sich von fr
Haiku # 21812, August 22, 2002 9:13 pm ET
by Adolf of bunketor 7
born out of the glass
the sparkling shards of razors
slicing thru the skin
Haiku # 21811, August 22, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
curious to know
how the human heart can take
the hammer of life
Haiku # 21810, August 22, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
fires igniting
passions brought to the surface
fear, loathing, regret
Haiku # 21809, August 22, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
skyscrapers rising
urban jungle starts to stir
people swarm the streets
Haiku # 21808, August 22, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
fuss over nothing
empty words from empty heads
lips & crew bore me
Haiku # 21807, August 22, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by The Great Went of Canada
i have changed my mind
stunna, shizzo & lips BLOW!
illiterate fucks
Haiku # 21804, August 22, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Luke Waters
the bottom of the barrel
is a nice place to shoot fish
till it becomes boring
Haiku # 21803, August 22, 2002 10:32 am ET
by Mox
it's def, mad & phat
flippin' ghetto speak is tired
understand me, son?
Haiku # 21802, August 22, 2002 10:23 am ET
by CaRapper Pee Pee of Da Hoodsie
for a little while
genitals can be funny
so get over them



Haiku # 21801, August 22, 2002 8:08 am ET
by ash
you're the real mccoy
we all expect lips to suck
you don't disappoint
Haiku # 21800, August 22, 2002 7:56 am ET
by ash
NEWS UPDATE:
stunna, lips & shizzo
SUCK
omg son
film at 11 :)
Haiku # 21799, August 22, 2002 2:12 am ET
by KING SHIT
god! pierced clit ice-cream?????
mellie is that really you?
or new Hagen-Das
Haiku # 21798, August 22, 2002 1:52 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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Haiku # 21797, August 22, 2002 1:13 am ET
by Janis
Shizzo Bot
Haiku # 21796, August 22, 2002 12:58 am ET
by Once I finds a tolken
If you put a fork
into an electrical
outlet, you get sparks.
Haiku # 21795, August 22, 2002 12:57 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
yes luke, i agree
and also, mellie is SUCK
and lots others too
Haiku # 21794, August 22, 2002 12:14 am ET
by Another Different person
i not seen before,
but Lips, Shizzo and stunna
are fucking laugh kings
Haiku # 21793, August 22, 2002 12:12 am ET
by Luke Waters
FUnny you sexC othKers
MsecrEte body flu3Xids
YOU silly HumaOns
Haiku # 21792, August 22, 2002 12:00 am ET
by Lips McCoy
tag und datum als
einstellen! ETGENGEN DEM
UHRZEIGERSINN haute!
Haiku # 21791, August 21, 2002 11:55 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
OMG peirced clit
damn girl hurt my dick with it
get stink wee instead
Haiku # 21790, August 21, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
oo man, my sotmach
that was a big big pickle
i eat another
Haiku # 21789, August 21, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie and Darla both suck
Justin not too suck
Haiku # 21788, August 21, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
OMG tru tru
BRIAN FELLOWS IN DA HOUSE
he super funny
Haiku # 21787, August 21, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Warm soft clouds above.
Dry comfortable grass below.
Sit on my dick bitch!
Haiku # 21786, August 21, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man
Damn bitch, just open
you mout and close you eyes. No
wanna shoot out eyes.
Haiku # 21785, August 21, 2002 10:15 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Man Fucking Sock Dammit
One time I kicked a
really big mushroom. Some chuncks
stuck to my flip-flop.
Haiku # 21783, August 21, 2002 10:14 pm ET
by Shizzo Bot of Stump Man
pierced in the airport
metal detectors go off
show us your snatch, bitch!
Haiku # 21782, August 21, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
a couple married
he pierced his dick, she her clit
they clank when they fuck
Haiku # 21781, August 21, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by Justin T. of Hollywood, CA
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