someone get the lube
i'm getting ready to plow
open your boytwat

oh that silly cat
where'd all that lasagna go?
garfield's one fat bitch.

You a silly litsle. No like, go away.

love and marriage
love and marriage, go together
like bad haiku site and disrespect,

get used to it or, FUCK OFF!!!!!

yah lips bores me too,
used to know a guy in school,
last name was lipshit

was pronounced that way forget the proper spelling

Dang, all these people attacking me, when i really
look back through what i have posted, and not once
did i attack anybody for what they posted. I am
not critical of your haikus, so do not be critical of
mine. You are very disrespectful.

Depression, thats some
shit. If they only knew it
is all in the head.

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ShIzZo'S dIcK b3f0r3 u sTiCk
It In mcc0y'5 M0U7H

Sad little monkeys
Trying so hard to fit in
You don't belong here

I don't know what that
bird told you, but he is not
my doppleganger.

Sie bauschen sich von fr

born out of the glass
the sparkling shards of razors
slicing thru the skin

curious to know
how the human heart can take
the hammer of life

fires igniting
passions brought to the surface
fear, loathing, regret

skyscrapers rising
urban jungle starts to stir
people swarm the streets

fuss over nothing
empty words from empty heads
lips & crew bore me

i have changed my mind
stunna, shizzo & lips BLOW!
illiterate fucks

the bottom of the barrel
is a nice place to shoot fish
till it becomes boring

it's def, mad & phat
flippin' ghetto speak is tired
understand me, son?

for a little while
genitals can be funny
so get over them

you're the real mccoy
we all expect lips to suck
you don't disappoint

NEWS UPDATE:
stunna, lips & shizzo
SUCK
omg son
film at 11 :)

god! pierced clit ice-cream?????
mellie is that really you?
or new Hagen-Das

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Shizzo Bot

If you put a fork
into an electrical
outlet, you get sparks.

yes luke, i agree
and also, mellie is SUCK
and lots others too

i not seen before,
but Lips, Shizzo and stunna
are fucking laugh kings

FUnny you sexC othKers
MsecrEte body flu3Xids
YOU silly HumaOns

tag und datum als
einstellen! ETGENGEN DEM
UHRZEIGERSINN haute!

OMG peirced clit
damn girl hurt my dick with it
get stink wee instead

oo man, my sotmach
that was a big big pickle
i eat another

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie and Darla both suck
Justin not too suck

OMG tru tru
BRIAN FELLOWS IN DA HOUSE
he super funny

Warm soft clouds above.
Dry comfortable grass below.
Sit on my dick bitch!

Damn bitch, just open
you mout and close you eyes. No
wanna shoot out eyes.

One time I kicked a
really big mushroom. Some chuncks
stuck to my flip-flop.

pierced in the airport
metal detectors go off
show us your snatch, bitch!

a couple married
he pierced his dick, she her clit
they clank when they fuck

Shizzo bot and Lips
McCoy are haiku geni.
Sons, pimp tight holler.

That bird's a liar.
Don't listen to what he says!
Hang up dat phone, bird!

Welcome to my show!
(7 syllable pause)
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!

That's a hairy bug!
You could make a coat with him...
I'M BRIAN FELLOWS!

just more cock okay
never say no

pierced clit I scream
mine is just fine real swell thanks
more cock haiku please

scratching my ballsack,
find some scaly crust and sigh,
life's simple pleasures!

pierced clit ehh? more clit haiku please :)

The four padded walls
Having tea with Mariah
Lost in the madness

Crazy as it seems
I dream when i am awake
Sleep doth not touch me

Nail polish is wet
Ten glistening splashes of red
Thorns among the rose

Major annoyance
People selling door-to-door
A new religion