Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #21851
Someone is really bright and creative.
They used my name because they could.
Holly shit. They must be a fucking Einstein.
Oh fuck. People will think that was me.
Good job. Just don't type with your stub pencil penis next time.
Haiku #21851
Posted: August 23, 2002 5:46 pm ET
Poet & location: Censor sensor of Monrovia, eat the wee fuckers