shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density
by Anonymous Poet
my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now
by dr. haiku
wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion
by dr. haiku
passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch
by *haikuhomo*
I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.
by #1 stunna of Walker's sock
son be bustin out
pimp-def tight-as-ballz haikus.
smoove as a babe's ass.
by #1 stunna of all up in dis piece
my diagnosis:
a napolean complex
brought on by small size
by dr. haiku
what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.
above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit
by Anonymous Poet
looking to purchase
a queen sized loft, no mattress...
whoops - this ain't craigslist
by nevermind
Humpback whale swimming
Its Blowhole snotting mucous
The Ocean is gross
by Anonymous Poet
my dick head rim is
like a german soldiers hat
blitzkrieg that pussy
by newkidvoodoo
Notice the new hair
Is never straight, but curly
it's short and curly
by pap friction of Hair Club for Men
your mom is a whore
your dad is a cumguzzler
you're a waste of space
do us a favor
crawl back up mom's filthy snatch
you worthless brainfart
by hellion
Let's just get off moms
Because I just go off your's
Damn she sure was good!
by Me of Here
Proofreading is good
Real has two syllables
Suck on that one, bitch
by Micah
Micah don't know crap
Deal has just one syllable
So deal little bitch
by Haggmiester of Micah's House
WHERE = WEAR... OOPS
by bOB
Bad Hair on my head
I wish I could where a hat
Then I would be cool
by BOB of va
sucky sucky lips
can be one of life's pleasures
but not sucky Lips
by ash
Screwdriver to screw
Screwdriver to get real drunk
Get real drunk to screw
by Bob
past already dead
my love for you never dies
you are my true love
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
It's cold as balls here
just now my tounge froze to this;
this metal clit ring
by pap friction of North Pole
afraid of my past
i did not want to hurt you
or lose my true love.
by tiger of vegas
hello, i'm smellie
i'm a fat whore who kills cats
verbal diarrhea
by smellie of la la land
you're such a liar
you DO too give a rats ass, bitch
you replied... retard
by smellie :( of la la land
up yours too mccoy
mellie does not give a rats
suck eggs you dickhead
by mellie :-)
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
mellie
...
that's all
by Lips McCoy
girl cut off cat
by mellie
The art gallery
where intellexuals go
to try to get laid
by pap friction
Pharmacy calls me
Wrong perscription, I am told
Now I have grown breasts....
by JIMMY JIMMY JIMMY
Bob does like the men
He takes it in the backside
Now his star is wide
by Jimmy Jimmy Jimmy of Willy's Burg
It's a children's slide
with a nine inch rusty nail;
it gets in your spine
by Betty LeBomb
another monday
with added 'bonus' of school
must head to vegas
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
the love of my life
shares deepest secrets with me
my love is not changed
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
Why can't I stop this?
I'm addicted to Haiku
Drugs are bad, um-kay.....
by Bob of VA
Angel wings flapping
Halo glowing above me
Holy SH_T, I'm dead!
by Bob of VA
Three Stooges there were
Larry, Curley, Moe, Shemp, Joe
Three at once, I guess......
by Bob of VA
My heart, I gave her
She digs her claws in and pulls
No longer alive
by Anonymous Poet
Cette place suce vraiment
je vous tuerais tous si je pourrais
et violer vos cadavres
by adolph
Je baise ma maman
parce que je suis une putain fran
by adolph
princess diana
irreplaceable icon
the people's psycho
by ash
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(OXO)
(|)
by Anonymous Poet
pEnIs, RoD, cOcK, dIcK
sNaKe, PoLe, WaNg, MoNkEy, PeE pEe
PrIcK, lOvEsTiCk, SpErMgUn
by Anonymous Poet
vAgInA, pUsSy
CuNt, TwAt, SnAtCh, SlIt, MuFf, HuMpHoLe
YoNi, TuNa ToWn
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off....
by Anonymous Poet
*****
*******
gR@NdM@ H@5 @ c0cK
by Anonymous Poet
