Matsuo Bashō
Bad Haiku
Haiku #21911
what's the matter, son?
can't take the haiku heat here?
get the fuck out then.

above the law, bitch?
you're in the wrong place asshole
your morals mean shit
Haiku #21911
Posted: August 27, 2002 6:28 pm ET
Poet & location: Anonymous Poet