Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 63 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
Haiku # 21967, August 29, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
Haiku # 21966, August 29, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
Haiku # 21965, August 29, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...
Haiku # 21964, August 29, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
Haiku # 21963, August 29, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Haikuminator
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
Haiku # 21962, August 29, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
Haiku # 21961, August 29, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent
Haiku # 21959, August 29, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by ComiCat: your Droogie of Jerzey
mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma
Haiku # 21958, August 29, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by Haikuminator
bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.
Haiku # 21957, August 29, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Haikuminator
get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.
Haiku # 21956, August 29, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Haikuminator
lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku
Haiku # 21955, August 29, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.

Haiku # 21954, August 29, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.
Haiku # 21953, August 29, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.
Haiku # 21952, August 29, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.
Haiku # 21951, August 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k
Haiku # 21950, August 29, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by H4X0R
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Bob
stunna
ALL Anonymous Poets
Haiku # 21947, August 29, 2002 11:54 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Once again Robert
You have proven to be gay
Just keep it that way
Haiku # 21946, August 29, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
I love beans, WHOo-HOo
I love beans, how about you?
Oh, you don't like beans.....
Haiku # 21945, August 29, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Bob of VA
Micah has no cord
To edit his video
It is only porn
Haiku # 21944, August 29, 2002 8:54 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
To me or not to me
That's it
I sware
Haiku # 21943, August 29, 2002 8:27 am ET
by L'Kur of Mars
Teleportation:
Electo-mechanical
Transpositioning.
Haiku # 21942, August 28, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by Leviculus
Merrily, Merri-
ly, Merrily, Merrily,
Life is but a dream.
Haiku # 21941, August 28, 2002 8:13 pm ET
by Leviculus
dictators hero
bruised fingers, garth algar hair
i'd like to go there
Haiku # 21940, August 28, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by hhtigerlily
I don't know Terrance...
maybe if I looked closer
*FART* hahahahaha!
Haiku # 21939, August 28, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Phillip of Colorado
Hey Phillip... what's this?
something is definitely
crawling on my ass
Haiku # 21938, August 28, 2002 5:31 pm ET
by Terrance of Colorado
Hahahahaha!
Ha ha ha hahaha HA!
You guys are silly.
Haiku # 21937, August 28, 2002 3:17 pm ET
by #1 stunna of shit-tight simp
Oh great, Sixty Eight
You do me, I'll owe you one
I love to get head
Haiku # 21936, August 28, 2002 2:13 pm ET
by Justin
"eat my cunt!", she said
"use your tongue on my hot box!"
Mom is so bossy...
Haiku # 21935, August 28, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the dick cannot be limp
haiku makes my cock erect
recieve my warm gift
Haiku # 21934, August 28, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
cop pulled me over
he will forget the ticket
if i suck his dick

i grab for his gun
pump 2 slugs into his brain
a bullet blowjob
Haiku # 21933, August 28, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by *haikuhomo*
type with your limp dick
squat & shit on your keyboard
smell your dirty words
Haiku # 21932, August 28, 2002 11:56 am ET
by *haikuhomo*
i send haiku twice,
fuck i am a stupid dick.
will go kill self now.
Haiku # 21931, August 28, 2002 10:24 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21930, August 28, 2002 10:22 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
bad haikus are nice,
they help me forget my life.
i dwell in hades.
Haiku # 21929, August 28, 2002 10:21 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
We love bad haikus
They give us allot of joy
Haiku's impeed work
Haiku # 21928, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by Justin
haiku for money?
you bet you sweet ass i will!
buy girlfriend implants.
Haiku # 21927, August 28, 2002 10:15 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
Justin complains here
About Bob's Bad Haiku posts
That is funny, eh?
Haiku # 21926, August 28, 2002 9:40 am ET
by Micah of VA
Bob you are a geek
You write these crappy haikus
That shows pure geekism
Haiku # 21925, August 28, 2002 8:56 am ET
by Justin of VA
These co-workers here
A bunch of computer geeks
Am I a geek too?
Haiku # 21924, August 28, 2002 8:40 am ET
by Bob of VA
An ugly threesome
Is better than none at all
Just do it to them
Haiku # 21923, August 28, 2002 8:28 am ET
by Justin
midget trims my pubes,
she's so short, dong hits her face.
black eye, bloody nose.
Haiku # 21922, August 27, 2002 10:31 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey! quadriplegic!
trying to get your groove on?
go get a wheelchair.
Haiku # 21921, August 27, 2002 10:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haiku # 21920, August 27, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by Alexi
shit - nearly got out...
this site is like a black hole
so much density
Haiku # 21919, August 27, 2002 7:23 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
my diagnosis:
small cranium, big failure
go kill yourself now
Haiku # 21918, August 27, 2002 7:05 pm ET
by dr. haiku
wow...what clever drool
too bad the coat hanger failed
walking abortion
Haiku # 21917, August 27, 2002 6:59 pm ET
by dr. haiku
passing judgement here?
throw shitbricks at your glass house
poor pathetic wretch
Haiku # 21915, August 27, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by *haikuhomo*
I didn't beat it
for a week straight. I saved up.
So much cum at end.
Haiku # 21914, August 27, 2002 6:50 pm ET
by #1 stunna of Walker's sock
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