Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

There used to be cool
haikus on dis page. It's up
to Shizzo, Lips, I.
Haiku # 22027, August 30, 2002 9:51 pm ET
by #1 stunna of shout me a holla
Holly snap old sons!
A Lips imposter there is.
He never say I suck.
Haiku # 22026, August 30, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by #1 stunna of in the house
your mother, a dog;
oddly missionary style
and i have pictures
Haiku # 22025, August 30, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ray
40 drops from hand
shattered glass and frothy beer
cover my fly kicks
Haiku # 22024, August 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ray
thirteen gorgeous whores
bottle of dom perignon
credit card's stolen
Haiku # 22023, August 30, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by ray
in the realm of gods
the ale runs like tap water
and we all get laid
Haiku # 22022, August 30, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ray
my god, what the fuck
you illiterate assholes?
you all make me sick
Haiku # 22021, August 30, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ray
grab a clue peasant
before I'm forced to get down
on your doo doo brown

you slurp on slut slime
swallow vagina vikings
truckstop prostitute
Haiku # 22020, August 30, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by BukkakeSan
Lips McCoy drops trou
his voluminous daiper
holds a tiny prick

My trousers hold one
long like the anaconda
or Indy's bullwhip

Haiku # 22019, August 30, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by BukakkeSan
Bob, i've had enough
political correctness...
EAT SHIT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!
Haiku # 22018, August 30, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Haikuminator
oh, Liveculus
where do you get your wit from?
your Hemorrhoids?

nobody asked you
go choke on a fratatta
you cheese chomping gook!!
Haiku # 22017, August 30, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Bob
Well, "I before E"
I did not know that iether.
How sceintific

anceint glaceirs sieze
haceindas of liesure
my consceince now clear
Haiku # 22016, August 30, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Leviculus
Well Damn I'm guessing
With peeing and stuff, I ain't
At the right parties!
Haiku # 22015, August 30, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by onjaysun
i would say something
but i should shut the fuck up
i'm a worthless whore
Haiku # 22014, August 30, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
only if I spelt
as well as you suck dick, Bob
that would be something

i will try harder
right after i get through with
raping your grandma
Haiku # 22013, August 30, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by Haikuminator
it's "I" before "E",
except after "C", you dolt!!
"RECEIVE"... duh, moron
Haiku # 22012, August 30, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by Bob
LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!

LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!
Haiku # 22011, August 30, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!
Haiku # 22010, August 30, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Now I have to Pee.
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.
Haiku # 22009, August 30, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Leviculus
Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.
Haiku # 22008, August 30, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bob
hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!
Haiku # 22007, August 30, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals
Haiku # 22006, August 30, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores
Haiku # 22005, August 30, 2002 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!
Haiku # 22004, August 30, 2002 1:28 am ET
by Bob
don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?
Haiku # 22003, August 30, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ash
At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca
Haiku # 22002, August 29, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Leviculus
Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 22001, August 29, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
Haiku # 22000, August 29, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
Haiku # 21999, August 29, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by Leviculus
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
Haiku # 21998, August 29, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
Haiku # 21997, August 29, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
Haiku # 21996, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
Haiku # 21995, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
Haiku # 21994, August 29, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
Haiku # 21993, August 29, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
Haiku # 21992, August 29, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
Haiku # 21991, August 29, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
Haiku # 21990, August 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
Haiku # 21989, August 29, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
Haiku # 21988, August 29, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
Haiku # 21987, August 29, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21986, August 29, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21985, August 29, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21984, August 29, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
Haiku # 21983, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21982, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21981, August 29, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21980, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21979, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21978, August 29, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
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