Bad Haiku

shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores

Haiku # 22005, August 30, 2002 2:30 am ET

by Anonymous Poet

NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!

Haiku # 22004, August 30, 2002 1:28 am ET

by Bob

don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?

Haiku # 22003, August 30, 2002 12:00 am ET

by ash

At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca

Haiku # 22002, August 29, 2002 11:01 pm ET

by Leviculus

Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 22001, August 29, 2002 8:29 pm ET

by Haikuminator

ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves

Haiku # 22000, August 29, 2002 8:27 pm ET

by Haikuminator

Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!

Haiku # 21999, August 29, 2002 7:51 pm ET

by Leviculus

swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too

Haiku # 21998, August 29, 2002 6:57 pm ET

by mastahari of austria

bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys

Haiku # 21997, August 29, 2002 5:14 pm ET

by mastahari of austria

simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us

Haiku # 21996, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET

by mastahari of austria

AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.

Haiku # 21995, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal

Haiku # 21994, August 29, 2002 4:55 pm ET

by mastahari of austria

Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 21993, August 29, 2002 4:51 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.

Haiku # 21992, August 29, 2002 4:47 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr

Haiku # 21991, August 29, 2002 4:46 pm ET

by mastahari of austria

the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.

Haiku # 21990, August 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.

Haiku # 21989, August 29, 2002 4:25 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.

Haiku # 21988, August 29, 2002 4:21 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!

Haiku # 21987, August 29, 2002 4:08 pm ET

by Bob

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

Haiku # 21986, August 29, 2002 4:06 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

Haiku # 21985, August 29, 2002 4:05 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

Haiku # 21984, August 29, 2002 4:04 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....

Haiku # 21983, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET

by Bob

loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.

Haiku # 21982, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET

by Lips McCoy

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

Haiku # 21981, August 29, 2002 4:01 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

Haiku # 21980, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

Haiku # 21979, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo

i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.

Haiku # 21978, August 29, 2002 3:59 pm ET

by newkidvoodoo