Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 22001, August 29, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
Haiku # 22000, August 29, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
Haiku # 21999, August 29, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by Leviculus
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
Haiku # 21998, August 29, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
Haiku # 21997, August 29, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
Haiku # 21996, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
Haiku # 21995, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
Haiku # 21994, August 29, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
Haiku # 21993, August 29, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
Haiku # 21992, August 29, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
Haiku # 21991, August 29, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
Haiku # 21990, August 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
Haiku # 21989, August 29, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
Haiku # 21988, August 29, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
Haiku # 21987, August 29, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21986, August 29, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21985, August 29, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21984, August 29, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
Haiku # 21983, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21982, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21981, August 29, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21980, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21979, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21978, August 29, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21977, August 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21976, August 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21975, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21974, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21973, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21972, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21971, August 29, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation

don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks
Haiku # 21970, August 29, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21969, August 29, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
Haiku # 21967, August 29, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
Haiku # 21966, August 29, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
Haiku # 21965, August 29, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...
Haiku # 21964, August 29, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
Haiku # 21963, August 29, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Haikuminator
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
Haiku # 21962, August 29, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
Haiku # 21961, August 29, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
once in a while
you need a bit of the old
ultra-violent
Haiku # 21959, August 29, 2002 1:47 pm ET
by ComiCat: your Droogie of Jerzey
mutated haiku,
ancient japanese art form
smell the aroma
Haiku # 21958, August 29, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by Haikuminator
bathe in my urine,
gobbler of the horse penis!
i will eat your kids.
Haiku # 21957, August 29, 2002 1:41 pm ET
by Haikuminator
get off the monkey!
can't you see it has acne?
butter my nutsack.
Haiku # 21956, August 29, 2002 1:36 pm ET
by Haikuminator
lipstick gristle-bitch,
all shall kneel before the new
master of haiku
Haiku # 21955, August 29, 2002 1:06 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now, for those who doubt,
brace for the coming of the
Haikuminator.

Haiku # 21954, August 29, 2002 1:02 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
haiku is a tool.
i use it only for good,
never for evil.
Haiku # 21953, August 29, 2002 12:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
why do i have suck?
i am sorry i scare you
with my haiku skill.
Haiku # 21952, August 29, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i suck at haiku?
i think you are mistaken.
wrestler of pole.
Haiku # 21951, August 29, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
h00R@Y F0R 7h3 f@g
BiG @Id$ iNf3c73D @$5H0L3
Cl3@N uP 7H3 cum, fR3@k
Haiku # 21950, August 29, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by H4X0R
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