Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

Holly snap old sons!
A Lips imposter there is.
He never say I suck.
Haiku # 22026, August 30, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by #1 stunna of in the house
your mother, a dog;
oddly missionary style
and i have pictures
Haiku # 22025, August 30, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by ray
40 drops from hand
shattered glass and frothy beer
cover my fly kicks
Haiku # 22024, August 30, 2002 9:34 pm ET
by ray
thirteen gorgeous whores
bottle of dom perignon
credit card's stolen
Haiku # 22023, August 30, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by ray
in the realm of gods
the ale runs like tap water
and we all get laid
Haiku # 22022, August 30, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by ray
my god, what the fuck
you illiterate assholes?
you all make me sick
Haiku # 22021, August 30, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ray
grab a clue peasant
before I'm forced to get down
on your doo doo brown

you slurp on slut slime
swallow vagina vikings
truckstop prostitute
Haiku # 22020, August 30, 2002 9:22 pm ET
by BukkakeSan
Lips McCoy drops trou
his voluminous daiper
holds a tiny prick

My trousers hold one
long like the anaconda
or Indy's bullwhip

Haiku # 22019, August 30, 2002 9:19 pm ET
by BukakkeSan
Bob, i've had enough
political correctness...
EAT SHIT YOU DOUCHEBAG!!!!
Haiku # 22018, August 30, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by Haikuminator
oh, Liveculus
where do you get your wit from?
your Hemorrhoids?

nobody asked you
go choke on a fratatta
you cheese chomping gook!!
Haiku # 22017, August 30, 2002 8:44 pm ET
by Bob
Well, "I before E"
I did not know that iether.
How sceintific

anceint glaceirs sieze
haceindas of liesure
my consceince now clear
Haiku # 22016, August 30, 2002 7:37 pm ET
by Leviculus
Well Damn I'm guessing
With peeing and stuff, I ain't
At the right parties!
Haiku # 22015, August 30, 2002 7:12 pm ET
by onjaysun
i would say something
but i should shut the fuck up
i'm a worthless whore
Haiku # 22014, August 30, 2002 6:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
only if I spelt
as well as you suck dick, Bob
that would be something

i will try harder
right after i get through with
raping your grandma
Haiku # 22013, August 30, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by Haikuminator
it's "I" before "E",
except after "C", you dolt!!
"RECEIVE"... duh, moron
Haiku # 22012, August 30, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by Bob
LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!

LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!
Haiku # 22011, August 30, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!
Haiku # 22010, August 30, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Now I have to Pee.
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.
Haiku # 22009, August 30, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Leviculus
Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.
Haiku # 22008, August 30, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bob
hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!
Haiku # 22007, August 30, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals
Haiku # 22006, August 30, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores
Haiku # 22005, August 30, 2002 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!
Haiku # 22004, August 30, 2002 1:28 am ET
by Bob
don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?
Haiku # 22003, August 30, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ash
At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca
Haiku # 22002, August 29, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Leviculus
Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 22001, August 29, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
Haiku # 22000, August 29, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
Haiku # 21999, August 29, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by Leviculus
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
Haiku # 21998, August 29, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
Haiku # 21997, August 29, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
Haiku # 21996, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
Haiku # 21995, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
Haiku # 21994, August 29, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
Haiku # 21993, August 29, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
Haiku # 21992, August 29, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
Haiku # 21991, August 29, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
Haiku # 21990, August 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
Haiku # 21989, August 29, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
Haiku # 21988, August 29, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
Haiku # 21987, August 29, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21986, August 29, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21985, August 29, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21984, August 29, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
Haiku # 21983, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21982, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21981, August 29, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21980, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21979, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21978, August 29, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21977, August 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
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