Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77460 Haiku later...

LINE UP TO RECIEVE
MY GOLDEN SHOWER OF LOVE
OPEN YOUR MOUTHS WIDE!!

LAP UP MY URINE
IT WILL HELP YOU IDIOTS
WRITE BETTER HAIKUS!!
Haiku # 22011, August 30, 2002 6:40 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now i have to pee
a penis is in my ass!!
ow, Dad! OW!! OW!! OW!!
Haiku # 22010, August 30, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Now I have to Pee.
But my ass is stuck in chair.
No. No. No. No. Damn.
Haiku # 22009, August 30, 2002 3:02 pm ET
by Leviculus
Mountain Dew Code Red
Caffeine Buzz Frying my Brain
Now I have to Pee.
Haiku # 22008, August 30, 2002 2:55 pm ET
by Bob
hey there onjaysun
i like your observations
now, fuck off & die!!
Haiku # 22007, August 30, 2002 1:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Players and owners
Can't get along, kinda like
KidVooDoo and Pals
Haiku # 22006, August 30, 2002 12:26 pm ET
by onjaysun of frogtown
shut up you pathetic bunch of whining whores
Haiku # 22005, August 30, 2002 2:30 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
NewKidVoodoo Please!
Bob Imposter Insults You
Lips will be destroyed!
Haiku # 22004, August 30, 2002 1:28 am ET
by Bob
don't dis hollywood
he used to give great haiku
now he's turned to crime?
Haiku # 22003, August 30, 2002 12:00 am ET
by ash
At elevation
Twelve thousand five hundred feet
Lake Titicaca
Haiku # 22002, August 29, 2002 11:01 pm ET
by Leviculus
Poops has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.

Haiku # 22001, August 29, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ah, newkidpoopoo
your haikus are so cutting
just like a blank fart

mr. poopypants
poor saggy-titted old whore
that nobody loves
Haiku # 22000, August 29, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Very bad, Haiku!
You bark when you should not have.
Now sit, Haiku, SIT!
Haiku # 21999, August 29, 2002 7:51 pm ET
by Leviculus
swiss knives are the best
swiss chocolate is the best
fascism rulez too
Haiku # 21998, August 29, 2002 6:57 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
bad haiku people
(un)necessary roughness
no place for niceguys
Haiku # 21997, August 29, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
simple things boring
complicated things boring
come entertain us
Haiku # 21996, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
AWWW! that was so sweet!
i will be more sensitive
to others feelings.
Haiku # 21995, August 29, 2002 4:58 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
calm and friendly shake
my hand and let us be friends
no more bad words, pal
Haiku # 21994, August 29, 2002 4:55 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
Lips has gone silent.
he has nothing more to say.
good. his haikus suck.
Haiku # 21993, August 29, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
something i noticed:
lips takes this seriously.
i will buy a gun.
Haiku # 21992, August 29, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
auf sieben trockne
folgen doch sieben feuchte
kraftausdr
Haiku # 21991, August 29, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
the gloves have come off,
now i have insulted bob.
i am not afraid.
Haiku # 21990, August 29, 2002 4:42 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
bob proofreads my work,
i pay him with lots of sperm.
he needs it to live.
Haiku # 21989, August 29, 2002 4:25 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
imagination:
it is not something Lips has...
so therefore he cheats.
Haiku # 21988, August 29, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
HEY YOU 2 DIPSHITS
"LOOSING" IS SPELT WITH ONE "O"
ILLITERATE FUCKS!
Haiku # 21987, August 29, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21986, August 29, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21985, August 29, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21984, August 29, 2002 4:04 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
What the hell happened?
Lips does not like our Haikus
Why is he so mean?

Lips needs to chill
Know where you can put your Lips?
I thought would know.....
Haiku # 21983, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Bob
loosing sucks for me
so i will cheat at haiku
so no one will see.
Haiku # 21982, August 29, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21981, August 29, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21980, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21979, August 29, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21978, August 29, 2002 3:59 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21977, August 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21976, August 29, 2002 3:56 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21975, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21974, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21973, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21972, August 29, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator?
is that you that rapes my ass?
oh, nevermind dad...
Haiku # 21971, August 29, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Haikuminator
a.k.a. newkidvoodoo
lame imitation

don't be mad at me
that your only talent is
chomping on ballsacks
Haiku # 21970, August 29, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
i cry in the night,
my parents have disowned me.
i am a shemale.
Haiku # 21969, August 29, 2002 3:50 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
the rim of the cock
creates vacuum in my throat,
sucks out my insides.
Haiku # 21967, August 29, 2002 3:31 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
with bone in bunghole,
i dance like a popsicle.
popsicle of poop.
Haiku # 21966, August 29, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
pry open my mouth.
pleaser of men, i am Lips.
my tonsils are sore.
Haiku # 21965, August 29, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
newkidvoodoo
Haikuminator

that is all...
Haiku # 21964, August 29, 2002 2:46 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
HAIL ME, YOU FOOLS!!!!
BEND OVER AND SPREAD FOR THE
KING OF COCKSUCKERS!!!!
Haiku # 21963, August 29, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Haikuminator
my secret is out!!
it's true, i have PENIS BREATH!!
my mouths a sperm bank!!
Haiku # 21962, August 29, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
Haikuminator
he'll suck you for five dollars
a toothless gumjob

all hail the new bitch!!
he brings his foul stench here
finger up his ass
Haiku # 21961, August 29, 2002 2:29 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
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