moxie still can't count
oh boy, this is a tough case
he needs some learnin'

Moxie needs a hug
and don't go into the light
We are here for you

Oh yeah, Kum-by-yah

wow- look what i did
the Mox rants like a loony
forgetting haikus

either post haikus the correct way, or please leave

those who suck are merely
the pawns of liberal media Survivor
fuck, shit, masturbate

kill your yuppie liberal friends
for a fucking song
Shemhamforash Hail Satan

consume the soap opera
laugh at your lives as you
set the guns to your heads

but delay to watch another suffer
when out of images
pull the trigger

embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear

of mediocrity and a need for it

I want to lower myself
below you to shock the better
the truth is shocking to a loser society

hollering loser to the unaware
shoot your wives and call your next book
naked something

it's all how you percieve them

if they suck, they suck

if they don't they don't

Moxie, why must you add
an extra line of bullshit
to your lameass haikus???

haven't we suffered enough???

NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna
bukkake-tron
mellie
onjaysun
Bob
Haikuminator
Moxie
mastahari
ash (my bitchdawg)

controversy is a
tense moment of someone
trying to get attention

for a smile or a cause

the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone

replaced by the meek

Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation

fundamental nightmares?

does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...

no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked

the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end

to the kali yuga

speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there

know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)

Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special

oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf

poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere

lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser

vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers

i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief

it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too

Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?

barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy

see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows

poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...

this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN

Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever

The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul

Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?

hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time

yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one

Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage

Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.

Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature

go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition

quiet shiteater
your vile references
are not needed here

Trading Spaces Doug
What's with the brown, still stuck in
Sig Freud's anal stage

i agree with ash
look- *UBER* *UBER* *UBER*
go have a hissy

(an *UBER* hissy)

homophobia ?
and xenophobia too ?
just get uber it

death to the boys
who constantly say uber.
do you have a lisp?
(hint hint limp wrist)

Lips McCoy dies scared
with a flurry of buckshot
like it aint no thang

i comprend se

I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.

Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"

is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?

or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?

the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind

oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"

here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest

who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded

FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!

get a life creep

ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll

au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!

imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???

Haikuminator=1 ash=0

such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony