embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear
of mediocrity and a need for it
by Moxie
I want to lower myself
below you to shock the better
the truth is shocking to a loser society
hollering loser to the unaware
shoot your wives and call your next book
naked something
by Moxie
it's all how you percieve them
if they suck, they suck
if they don't they don't
by Moxie
Moxie, why must you add
an extra line of bullshit
to your lameass haikus???
haven't we suffered enough???
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:
stunna
bukkake-tron
mellie
onjaysun
Bob
Haikuminator
Moxie
mastahari
ash (my bitchdawg)
by Lips McCoy
controversy is a
tense moment of someone
trying to get attention
for a smile or a cause
by Moxie
the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone
replaced by the meek
by Moxie
Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation
fundamental nightmares?
by Moxie
does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...
no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked
by Moxie
the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end
to the kali yuga
by Moxie
speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there
know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)
by Haikuminator
Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special
by onjaysun
oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf
by ash
poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere
lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser
by Justin
vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers
by ash
i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief
by janis
it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too
by ap who seldom posts but always reads and some of this stuff is pretty funny
Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?
by onjaysun
barvarian alps
cool place to be for mellie
a little blowy
see ya soon janis
will wave as I fly over
so look out windows
by mellie
poor lil' onGAYson
haikuminator fucked you
what a sore loser...
this haiku site & you
both have something in common:
you're both going DOWN
by Lips McCoy
Best wishes Janis
You're soooo Head of the Class with
Doc Johnny Fever
by onjaysun
The site's going down
Later on today for a
big old overhaul
by Janis
Now Polish people
You're offendin'. Got something
Against the Czechs too?
by onjaysun
hmm...how to reply...
onjaysun, you polesmoker
you're not worth my time
yo, ASS-tahari
you are a friggin RACIST!!!!
go GOOGLE that one
by Haikuminator
Austria's annoyed
Haikuminator's a bad
Vienna sausage
by onjaysun
Tranquil skies of blue,
Wild horses run like the wind;
You mom is a MILF.
by #1 stunna of once again (for old time's sake)
Haikuminator
little illiterate fool
buy some literature
go and googlesearch
'schizoophrenic lunatic'
your definition
by mastahari of austria
quiet shiteater
your vile references
are not needed here
by Haikuminator
Trading Spaces Doug
What's with the brown, still stuck in
Sig Freud's anal stage
by onjaysun
i agree with ash
look- *UBER* *UBER* *UBER*
go have a hissy
(an *UBER* hissy)
by Uber Alles
homophobia ?
and xenophobia too ?
just get uber it
by ash
death to the boys
who constantly say uber.
do you have a lisp?
(hint hint limp wrist)
by Anonymous Poet
Lips McCoy dies scared
with a flurry of buckshot
like it aint no thang
by bukkake-tron
I think that was my
Americanized Spanish
for masturbation.
by #1 stunna of lemme e'splain
Sons, we all need to
calm down. I think this calls for
a "wanko breako"
by #1 stunna of it tur, it tur
is the wind bitter,
is it full of the pollen,
of some poison plant?
or is it just cold,
blowing out of some barren,
and icy landscape?
by some really terrible haiku here lately :)
the rustle of leaves
pages of an empty book
blown by bitter wind
by ash
oooh...listen to you
where shall i pin the medal?
ASH = "i have no life"
by Haikuminator
here before you came
here after you go away
it's not a contest
by ash
who really cares which
is the "REAL" one
you're both retarded
by Justin
FUCK OFF IMPOSTER!!
I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE UP TO
YOU'RE "REAL" - REALLY LAME!!
get a life creep
by Haikuminator
ha- what an Ash-hole
why don't we all ignore him?
Ash is such a troll
by Justin
au contraire, dear ash
the irony was not lost
you colossal bore!
imitating you
is hardly a compliment
get the irony???
Haikuminator=1 ash=0
by Haikuminator
such imitation
whilst sincerely flattering
missed the irony
by ash
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here comes ash again.....
by Haikuminator
bitter and boring
completely predictable
here it comes again.....
by ash
blithely transcendent
i ignore such bad haiku
which is worse than bad
by ash
Smellie, you fucktard
>YOU< are what's wrong here
goddamn Hooverhead
switch your "suck" to "blow"
you gimpy, tit-knocking twat
piece of useless shit
by Haikuminator
I just like saying
I dont give a rat
by mellie
