Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

hey ash-hole! YOU LOSE!!!!!
you're such an utter fuckwit
no dignity there
Haiku # 22142, September 5, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
ho hum, boring wimp
truth isn't your opinion
i'm cowering...... not
Haiku # 22141, September 5, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by ash
i feel your anger
you know it pleases me so
to read yor tantrums
:)
Haiku # 22140, September 5, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Haikuminator
you dance when i say
i own you and you know it
you'll deny, but lie
Haiku # 22139, September 5, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Haikuminator
what cry for pity?
you aren't just irrational
you are plain stupid
Haiku # 22138, September 5, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
typical reply
the cry for some sympathy
when nobody cares

*boo-hoo*
Haiku # 22137, September 5, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Haikuminator
how superior
a self appointed master ?
not one little bit
Haiku # 22136, September 5, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by ash
voted the loser
by a mere jury of one
my life is ruined
Haiku # 22135, September 5, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by ash
nice try needle dick
i've already neutered you
spineless AND nutless

ash is a poodle
a gay french man's powderpuff
ash-hole lost again
Haiku # 22134, September 5, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by Haikuminator
a dog with two heads
schizoid barking from both ends
oh, one's your arse then?


Haiku # 22133, September 5, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by ash
pulling your choker
the leash is in my hands, boy
pant, my chiahuahua
Haiku # 22132, September 5, 2002 9:09 pm ET
by ash
welcome back moxie
we can always count on you
more than seventeen
Haiku # 22131, September 5, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by ash
im scared! ash is MAD!!
his pea-brain's on overdrive
there, there, little man

bark for me again
it only proves my point that
i hold your leash, cunt
Haiku # 22130, September 5, 2002 9:05 pm ET
by Haikuminator
turn my other cheeks
let them embrace the clear light
that shines from my arse
Haiku # 22129, September 5, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
hard to embrace
somebody slapping my buns
with their tiny dick
Haiku # 22128, September 5, 2002 9:01 pm ET
by ash
souls filled with the word
acceptance is the answer
no turning back now

the road to freedom
is filled with hardship and pain
defeat them with faith
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22127, September 5, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by marysunshine
regards sodomy
it's hard to feel as you thrust
your micropenis

woof! woof! woof! woof! woof!
speaking of lameass haikus
your updates rate the same


Haiku # 22126, September 5, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by ash
ash- deflect bad words
smell the aroma of truth
flower field awaits

romp in the glory
embrace your enemies now
join as one in fate
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22125, September 5, 2002 8:56 pm ET
by marysunshine
lips / ruminator
admiring your schizoid self
you both suck as one
Haiku # 22124, September 5, 2002 8:51 pm ET
by ash
the true wealth in life
good health, family and friends
past through the ages

say you are worthy
that these things can all be yours
touch that bright light now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22123, September 5, 2002 8:33 pm ET
by marysunshine
at the rainbows end
the lion and the lamb dance
strength in unity

we all need someone
to tell us we are special
i feel that love now
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22122, September 5, 2002 8:30 pm ET
by marysunshine
i can help you all
find the beauty within you
karma be your guide

ginseng is nectar
have deep faith in what is true
want for better things
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22121, September 5, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by marysunshine
embrace your fears
put a positive light on
everything you see

we all need some hope
brothers and sisters are we
standing together
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22120, September 5, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by marysunshine
if you listen close
you will hear the fish singing
under blue waters

they are one with life
empowered by the faeries
swimming streams of peace
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22119, September 5, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by marysunshine
my gift to the world
is a wish of peace and love
sent on angel's wings

it's such a good thing
to care for one another
kindred spirits all
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22118, September 5, 2002 8:19 pm ET
by marysunshine
rejoice in the smile
of a puppy or kitten
warm bundles of love

the feeling you get
watching their happy tails wag
fills your hearts with love
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22117, September 5, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by marysunshine
calling all pixies
we all need a group hug here
to help heal the wounds

believe in yourselves
believe in pixie power
they will make you smile
:) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
Haiku # 22116, September 5, 2002 8:14 pm ET
by marysunshine
moxie still can't count
oh boy, this is a tough case
he needs some learnin'
Haiku # 22115, September 5, 2002 6:54 pm ET
by ap
Moxie needs a hug
and don't go into the light
We are here for you

Oh yeah, Kum-by-yah
Haiku # 22114, September 5, 2002 5:43 pm ET
by onjaysun
wow- look what i did
the Mox rants like a loony
forgetting haikus

either post haikus the correct way, or please leave
Haiku # 22113, September 5, 2002 5:19 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
those who suck are merely
the pawns of liberal media Survivor
fuck, shit, masturbate

kill your yuppie liberal friends
for a fucking song
Shemhamforash Hail Satan
Haiku # 22112, September 5, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by Moxie
consume the soap opera
laugh at your lives as you
set the guns to your heads

but delay to watch another suffer
when out of images
pull the trigger
Haiku # 22111, September 5, 2002 4:50 pm ET
by Moxie
embrace the Satanic trapezoids
imagine women being sexed by aliens
for america is ingrained with a fear

of mediocrity and a need for it
Haiku # 22110, September 5, 2002 4:49 pm ET
by Moxie
I want to lower myself
below you to shock the better
the truth is shocking to a loser society

hollering loser to the unaware
shoot your wives and call your next book
naked something
Haiku # 22109, September 5, 2002 4:48 pm ET
by Moxie
it's all how you percieve them

if they suck, they suck

if they don't they don't
Haiku # 22108, September 5, 2002 4:47 pm ET
by Moxie
Moxie, why must you add
an extra line of bullshit
to your lameass haikus???

haven't we suffered enough???
Haiku # 22107, September 5, 2002 4:34 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
NEW UPDATED SUCKS:

stunna
bukkake-tron
mellie
onjaysun
Bob
Haikuminator
Moxie
mastahari
ash (my bitchdawg)

Haiku # 22106, September 5, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
controversy is a
tense moment of someone
trying to get attention

for a smile or a cause
Haiku # 22105, September 5, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by Moxie
the loser in culture
represents self in a culture
that will one day be gone

replaced by the meek
Haiku # 22104, September 5, 2002 3:25 pm ET
by Moxie
Hank Hannegraf in
orange county, does he
desire unification or fragmentation

fundamental nightmares?
Haiku # 22103, September 5, 2002 3:24 pm ET
by Moxie
does wicca have sex
in it or is the religion
a castration of the soul...

no...just for those who bring that with them
dance naked
Haiku # 22102, September 5, 2002 3:21 pm ET
by Moxie
the whole thing ripples with
a bit of goddess energy on
the skein, looking for an end

to the kali yuga
Haiku # 22101, September 5, 2002 3:19 pm ET
by Moxie
speaking of NERF, ash
the space between your ears
now I know what's there

know your master's voice
you are my pillow biting bitch
every time you post
:)
Haiku # 22100, September 5, 2002 11:40 am ET
by Haikuminator
Seeking therapy
About skidmarks, my own bad
AfterSchool Special
Haiku # 22099, September 5, 2002 11:31 am ET
by onjaysun
oh, i am cut up
lacerated by your verse
as if it were nerf
Haiku # 22098, September 5, 2002 8:56 am ET
by ash
poor pitiful ash
babbling on trying to
make a dent somewhere

lips owns yer ass, bitch
you should get used to that fact
you two-time loser

Haiku # 22097, September 5, 2002 2:40 am ET
by Justin
vilification
methinks lips protests too much
about cocksuckers
Haiku # 22096, September 4, 2002 10:03 pm ET
by ash
i see some flowers
onjaysun's flowered panties
nice skid marks there, chief
Haiku # 22095, September 4, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by janis
it's alive! it's a..
live through many bad haikus
and I'm still here too
Haiku # 22094, September 4, 2002 7:27 pm ET
by ap who seldom posts but always reads and some of this stuff is pretty funny
Well that was painless
It was really no big thing
Where's my flowers stud?
Haiku # 22093, September 4, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by onjaysun
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