Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

there's a point where most
folks don't think about their own
selves but project on others

their shortfalls...of the other
dies, they feel they've won
Haiku # 22187, September 8, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Moxie
hmm, suicide as a zen
statement in itself
Haiku # 22186, September 8, 2002 4:13 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie endlessly
contemplating suicide,
animated gif.
Haiku # 22185, September 7, 2002 7:08 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
contemplating suicide
is just one way to say
go ahead and shoot
Haiku # 22184, September 7, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Moxie
moxie you dumbass
please stick to tha rulez or we
gonna mow ya down
Haiku # 22182, September 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by mastahari of austria
tweezer ends closed
clenched by two fingertips
i'm being pinched
Haiku # 22181, September 6, 2002 11:44 pm ET
by ComiCat of Kak dila?
there are numbers
and numbers of the beast
imagine if haiku was 666
Haiku # 22180, September 6, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Moxie
oh, join a coven
get naked, ritually jeweled and
dispel the damn negativity

what's the word? Namaste?
Haiku # 22179, September 6, 2002 8:41 pm ET
by Moxie
esoteria
can cause bad deliria
like swigging vodka
Haiku # 22178, September 6, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
Tube of Pringles
Sometimes they smile, sometimes frown
Or make great duck lips
Haiku # 22177, September 6, 2002 2:35 pm ET
by onjaysun
some internet chick
is all I seem to be here
for a man named Ed
Haiku # 22176, September 6, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by some internet chick
hello onjaysun
could it possibly be that
you are bored like me
Haiku # 22175, September 6, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by some internet chick
so bored I sure am
get my arse of this puter
just to do nothing

Haiku # 22174, September 6, 2002 1:29 pm ET
by some internet chick
Little cotton balls
In the sky, reminds me that
I need aspirin
Haiku # 22173, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by onjaysun
If video killed
the radio star, then why
do we still watch em

Could it kill us too
would the cops know what to do
besides sing to us
Haiku # 22172, September 6, 2002 1:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
theres nothing to do
I should be cleaning the house
but that is no fun
Haiku # 22171, September 6, 2002 1:21 pm ET
by some internet chick
a beautiful day
is something I wanna say
wanna go out and play

The sun shines so bright
makes everything seem just right
a wonderful site

Haiku # 22170, September 6, 2002 1:17 pm ET
by some internet chick
Inbox is empty
Boss is away, plenty of
Time to read Psych-kus
Haiku # 22169, September 6, 2002 12:06 pm ET
by onjaysun
first one here today
to write what I wanna say
nothing comes to mind
Haiku # 22168, September 6, 2002 9:37 am ET
by some internet chick
November it was
since I wrote here the last time
ya miss me at all?
Haiku # 22167, September 6, 2002 9:35 am ET
by some internet chick
speak for yourself jude
i don't know that you don't care
and you're nobody
Haiku # 22166, September 5, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by ash
learn'ed opinion
as if i care what you think
if indeed you think
Haiku # 22165, September 5, 2002 10:57 pm ET
by ash
the jury is still out
but i wish you'd take the fifth
no balls in your court
Haiku # 22164, September 5, 2002 10:54 pm ET
by ash
a news flash for ash:
NOBODY CARES WHAT YOU THINK!!
i know... it's a shock
(get over it)
Haiku # 22163, September 5, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
all hail lips mccoy
the judge judy of haiku
by her own decree
Haiku # 22162, September 5, 2002 10:18 pm ET
by ash
um no, we're all here
amusing, ignorant, crazed
no-one owns the space
Haiku # 22161, September 5, 2002 10:16 pm ET
by ash
ash's problem is
he thinks HE is the only one
who comes here- WRONG!!!!

tired of my lists?
only because you're on it
be proud that you suck
(its the only thing you do well)
Haiku # 22160, September 5, 2002 10:12 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
my apologies
all arseholes look much the same
within short poems
Haiku # 22159, September 5, 2002 9:55 pm ET
by ash
greetings boston gal
things here remain much the same
occasional mirth
Haiku # 22158, September 5, 2002 9:52 pm ET
by ash
haikuminator
that ash-hole thinks i am YOU!
he is a retard
Haiku # 22157, September 5, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
another attempt
to come out of this on top
pathetic really
Haiku # 22156, September 5, 2002 9:50 pm ET
by Haikuminator
you have no answers
so don't bother to reply
with nothing to say
Haiku # 22155, September 5, 2002 9:49 pm ET
by ash
i am a retard
i die a thousand deaths more
im a whiny beeyatch
Haiku # 22154, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
amidst the swirling
winds from cool northern mountains
a breath of fresh air

Haiku # 22153, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by Boston gal...just stopping by...Greetings ash
made YOU barking mad
time for you to take a walk
fetch your lead for me
Haiku # 22152, September 5, 2002 9:46 pm ET
by ash
savaged by retards
i die a thousand deaths more
none of them fatal
Haiku # 22151, September 5, 2002 9:44 pm ET
by ash
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
Haiku # 22150, September 5, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ash
different people?
i'm not entirely convinced
you're too similar
Haiku # 22149, September 5, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by ash
my barking chew toy
wants attention...acceptance
how's it feel to want?
Haiku # 22148, September 5, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by Haikuminator
ash wants a gang rape???
i think he is serious
brain in his asshole
Haiku # 22147, September 5, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by Haikuminator
listen to that queer
what a paranoid fruitcake
he makes me laugh so
Haiku # 22146, September 5, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
he's getting madder
frustrated with his sad self
a hopeless screwup
Haiku # 22145, September 5, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by Haikuminator
now you're ganging up
all three of the same person
disintegrated
Haiku # 22144, September 5, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by ash
is your leash too tight???
my poor little puppydog
nobody loves you
Haiku # 22143, September 5, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Haikuminator
hey ash-hole! YOU LOSE!!!!!
you're such an utter fuckwit
no dignity there
Haiku # 22142, September 5, 2002 9:28 pm ET
by Justin of Hollywood, CA
ho hum, boring wimp
truth isn't your opinion
i'm cowering...... not
Haiku # 22141, September 5, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by ash
i feel your anger
you know it pleases me so
to read yor tantrums
:)
Haiku # 22140, September 5, 2002 9:25 pm ET
by Haikuminator
you dance when i say
i own you and you know it
you'll deny, but lie
Haiku # 22139, September 5, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by Haikuminator
what cry for pity?
you aren't just irrational
you are plain stupid
Haiku # 22138, September 5, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by ash
typical reply
the cry for some sympathy
when nobody cares

*boo-hoo*
Haiku # 22137, September 5, 2002 9:21 pm ET
by Haikuminator
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