Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

you still don't get it
janis gave us this website
and pays to host it
Haiku # 22260, September 11, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by for now, anyway...keep it up moron and you'll have to leave your missives elsewhere
janis only cares
when it's HER name thats mentioned
troll, cunt- whatever
Haiku # 22259, September 11, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to play by the rules
is to forget the weather
is always changing
Haiku # 22258, September 11, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
A howl wakes the house
Getting water and stepped on
A damn Lego brick!
Haiku # 22257, September 11, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by onjaysun
I wait anxiously
For I know a new Badder
Haiku approaches
Haiku # 22256, September 11, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Adam
Convert them I say
Besides we do really love
That Ray Stevens song
Haiku # 22255, September 11, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
listening to stern
saying "kill all the arabs"
guess we'd have peace then
Haiku # 22254, September 11, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by speaking of trolls...
Fez Monkey's staring
But banana, I have not
Don't fling poo at me
Haiku # 22253, September 11, 2002 10:47 am ET
by onjaysun
Do not feed the trolls
I know, but I just couldn't
resist temptation
Haiku # 22252, September 11, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Janis
morons with keyboards
short attention span visits
puking vile words
Haiku # 22251, September 11, 2002 6:20 am ET
by ap
this has become ridiculous
and Janis even sank to the bottom
of animal interaction

time to fry this place
Haiku # 22250, September 11, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this guy is a shit, seriously. First of all,
ash is gooz!! and stunna and shizzo, theys
genius!!!! plus, anyone with bukkake in the
name is fucking LEGEND too son>!
Haiku # 22249, September 10, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Ash, son you a goos.
I sees you still make haiku
goos goos, i pet alls
Haiku # 22248, September 10, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Janis, you bees good.
I had a dream you in it.
PUN gots the ripples
Haiku # 22247, September 10, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
GOD FUCK SOCK SOCK DAMN!
I NO BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE,
WHERE THE PICS COME FROM?
Haiku # 22246, September 10, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
viewing ground zero
deep pit of long sorrow...yet
flowerbed of hope
Haiku # 22245, September 10, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Boston gal
i know yours janis
and i shall report your site
prepare for shutdown
Haiku # 22244, September 10, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How "Anonymous"
do you think you are, Poet?
I know where you live:

63.214.97.157
Haiku # 22243, September 10, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Janis
onjaysun = Janis
nice try asshole
:)
Haiku # 22242, September 10, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22241, September 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whine is the new red
Hey, I do sound kinda gay
Butch up Onjaysun
Haiku # 22240, September 10, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by onjaysun


Tomato season
Is such a good time of year
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22239, September 10, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Janis
newkidvoodoo (boring rank amateur)
Janis (shut yer cunt!)
onjaysun (gayer than ever possible)
Moxie (Zoloft would help...or a gun)
ash (*yawn* - self-important swineass)

let the whining denials begin...
Haiku # 22238, September 10, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
ap's a fucking moron
call someone who cares
Haiku # 22237, September 10, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
bad karma is rampant here
it just keeps getting worse
Haiku # 22236, September 10, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by ap
5
7
5
Haiku # 22234, September 10, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 22233, September 10, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's like ninety out
So had a juicy fruit pop
Just to tease the ants.
Haiku # 22232, September 10, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22231, September 10, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have I talk to you
'bout the wonders of Prep H?
Tames that flame, Janis
Haiku # 22229, September 10, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
This site should not live
for much longer if assholes
keep flaming each other
Haiku # 22228, September 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
what anonymous?
why would you stick up for ash?
are you his lover?
Haiku # 22227, September 10, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey, newkidpoopoo
can't figure out who's more dense
you or that gimp Mox

that is NOT ash's pic
but why bother telling you
retarded redneck
Haiku # 22226, September 10, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that pseudo mustache
isn't fooling anyone.
Ash gets no pussy.
Haiku # 22225, September 10, 2002 11:55 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
and Ash, what the fuck?
why would you post your picture?
nice fucking mustache...
Haiku # 22224, September 10, 2002 11:49 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
With F.O. Mox rants
Anon Poet has a great
W.P.M.

Have you considered
The rewarding career of
a court reporter?

Haiku # 22223, September 10, 2002 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun
been gone for awhile,
now that i am back, it's clear...
moxie cannot count.
Haiku # 22222, September 10, 2002 11:44 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
i will say this much,
ash knows how to write haikus
take a tip, Moxie

*five seven five*, slut
not random nutjob ramblings
you are NO poet...
Haiku # 22221, September 10, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain is falling down
and then sometimes it isn't
seasons are fickle

my link
Haiku # 22220, September 10, 2002 9:22 am ET
by ash
no, i'm not king don
nor am i a goth poet
but i do haiku
Haiku # 22219, September 10, 2002 8:51 am ET
by ash
too bad impostors
i don't look that young for years
and mox can't count well
Haiku # 22218, September 10, 2002 8:31 am ET
by ash
U R GAY!!!!
F4GOt
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Haiku # 22217, September 10, 2002 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck all of you so
here is my pic, look at it
and think about ME!

Haiku # 22216, September 10, 2002 3:18 am ET
by ash
Ash, I take that back
you are a complete moron
who needs to be shot

(quickly- no apostrophes)
Haiku # 22215, September 10, 2002 2:44 am ET
by Moxie
one should do one's best
no apostrophes in ones
in that context mox

Haiku # 22214, September 9, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
clever as hell, huh?
guess that must be DAMNED clever
(maniacal laugh.........)
Haiku # 22213, September 9, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22212, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22211, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22210, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22209, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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