Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

janis only cares
when it's HER name thats mentioned
troll, cunt- whatever
Haiku # 22259, September 11, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
to play by the rules
is to forget the weather
is always changing
Haiku # 22258, September 11, 2002 6:33 pm ET
by Moxie
A howl wakes the house
Getting water and stepped on
A damn Lego brick!
Haiku # 22257, September 11, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by onjaysun
I wait anxiously
For I know a new Badder
Haiku approaches
Haiku # 22256, September 11, 2002 3:16 pm ET
by Adam
Convert them I say
Besides we do really love
That Ray Stevens song
Haiku # 22255, September 11, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
listening to stern
saying "kill all the arabs"
guess we'd have peace then
Haiku # 22254, September 11, 2002 1:25 pm ET
by speaking of trolls...
Fez Monkey's staring
But banana, I have not
Don't fling poo at me
Haiku # 22253, September 11, 2002 10:47 am ET
by onjaysun
Do not feed the trolls
I know, but I just couldn't
resist temptation
Haiku # 22252, September 11, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Janis
morons with keyboards
short attention span visits
puking vile words
Haiku # 22251, September 11, 2002 6:20 am ET
by ap
this has become ridiculous
and Janis even sank to the bottom
of animal interaction

time to fry this place
Haiku # 22250, September 11, 2002 3:33 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
this guy is a shit, seriously. First of all,
ash is gooz!! and stunna and shizzo, theys
genius!!!! plus, anyone with bukkake in the
name is fucking LEGEND too son>!
Haiku # 22249, September 10, 2002 8:58 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Ash, son you a goos.
I sees you still make haiku
goos goos, i pet alls
Haiku # 22248, September 10, 2002 8:42 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
Janis, you bees good.
I had a dream you in it.
PUN gots the ripples
Haiku # 22247, September 10, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
GOD FUCK SOCK SOCK DAMN!
I NO BEEN HERE FOR A WHILE,
WHERE THE PICS COME FROM?
Haiku # 22246, September 10, 2002 8:39 pm ET
by Lips McCoy
viewing ground zero
deep pit of long sorrow...yet
flowerbed of hope
Haiku # 22245, September 10, 2002 8:16 pm ET
by Boston gal
i know yours janis
and i shall report your site
prepare for shutdown
Haiku # 22244, September 10, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
How "Anonymous"
do you think you are, Poet?
I know where you live:

63.214.97.157
Haiku # 22243, September 10, 2002 7:25 pm ET
by Janis
onjaysun = Janis
nice try asshole
:)
Haiku # 22242, September 10, 2002 7:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22241, September 10, 2002 7:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Whine is the new red
Hey, I do sound kinda gay
Butch up Onjaysun
Haiku # 22240, September 10, 2002 6:58 pm ET
by onjaysun


Tomato season
Is such a good time of year
Grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22239, September 10, 2002 6:55 pm ET
by Janis
newkidvoodoo (boring rank amateur)
Janis (shut yer cunt!)
onjaysun (gayer than ever possible)
Moxie (Zoloft would help...or a gun)
ash (*yawn* - self-important swineass)

let the whining denials begin...
Haiku # 22238, September 10, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
ap's a fucking moron
call someone who cares
Haiku # 22237, September 10, 2002 6:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
i'm uninspired
bad karma is rampant here
it just keeps getting worse
Haiku # 22236, September 10, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by ap
5
7
5
Haiku # 22234, September 10, 2002 6:02 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
.....
.......
.....
Haiku # 22233, September 10, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
It's like ninety out
So had a juicy fruit pop
Just to tease the ants.
Haiku # 22232, September 10, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by onjaysun
fuck off moxie....
Haiku # 22231, September 10, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Have I talk to you
'bout the wonders of Prep H?
Tames that flame, Janis
Haiku # 22229, September 10, 2002 3:08 pm ET
by onjaysun
This site should not live
for much longer if assholes
keep flaming each other
Haiku # 22228, September 10, 2002 12:54 pm ET
by Janis
what anonymous?
why would you stick up for ash?
are you his lover?
Haiku # 22227, September 10, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by newkidvoodoo
hey, newkidpoopoo
can't figure out who's more dense
you or that gimp Mox

that is NOT ash's pic
but why bother telling you
retarded redneck
Haiku # 22226, September 10, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
that pseudo mustache
isn't fooling anyone.
Ash gets no pussy.
Haiku # 22225, September 10, 2002 11:55 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
and Ash, what the fuck?
why would you post your picture?
nice fucking mustache...
Haiku # 22224, September 10, 2002 11:49 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
With F.O. Mox rants
Anon Poet has a great
W.P.M.

Have you considered
The rewarding career of
a court reporter?

Haiku # 22223, September 10, 2002 11:48 am ET
by onjaysun
been gone for awhile,
now that i am back, it's clear...
moxie cannot count.
Haiku # 22222, September 10, 2002 11:44 am ET
by newkidvoodoo
i will say this much,
ash knows how to write haikus
take a tip, Moxie

*five seven five*, slut
not random nutjob ramblings
you are NO poet...
Haiku # 22221, September 10, 2002 10:42 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
rain is falling down
and then sometimes it isn't
seasons are fickle

my link
Haiku # 22220, September 10, 2002 9:22 am ET
by ash
no, i'm not king don
nor am i a goth poet
but i do haiku
Haiku # 22219, September 10, 2002 8:51 am ET
by ash
too bad impostors
i don't look that young for years
and mox can't count well
Haiku # 22218, September 10, 2002 8:31 am ET
by ash
U R GAY!!!!
F4GOt
DIE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111
Haiku # 22217, September 10, 2002 3:26 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck all of you so
here is my pic, look at it
and think about ME!

Haiku # 22216, September 10, 2002 3:18 am ET
by ash
Ash, I take that back
you are a complete moron
who needs to be shot

(quickly- no apostrophes)
Haiku # 22215, September 10, 2002 2:44 am ET
by Moxie
one should do one's best
no apostrophes in ones
in that context mox

Haiku # 22214, September 9, 2002 10:45 pm ET
by ash
clever as hell, huh?
guess that must be DAMNED clever
(maniacal laugh.........)
Haiku # 22213, September 9, 2002 10:42 pm ET
by ash
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22212, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22211, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22210, September 9, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22209, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fuck off Moxie....
Haiku # 22208, September 9, 2002 10:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
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