Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
Haiku # 22322, September 18, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
Haiku # 22321, September 18, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
Haiku # 22320, September 18, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
Haiku # 22319, September 18, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
Haiku # 22318, September 18, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
Haiku # 22317, September 18, 2002 11:32 am ET
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
Haiku # 22316, September 18, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
Haiku # 22315, September 18, 2002 11:00 am ET
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
Haiku # 22314, September 18, 2002 10:44 am ET
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
Haiku # 22313, September 18, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
Haiku # 22312, September 17, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
Haiku # 22311, September 17, 2002 11:30 pm ET
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
Haiku # 22310, September 17, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
Haiku # 22309, September 17, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
Haiku # 22308, September 17, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
Haiku # 22307, September 17, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
Haiku # 22305, September 17, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
Haiku # 22304, September 17, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by bob loblaw
Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.
Haiku # 22303, September 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Adam
sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
Haiku # 22302, September 17, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
Haiku # 22301, September 17, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
Haiku # 22300, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.
Haiku # 22299, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty
Haiku # 22298, September 17, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears
Haiku # 22297, September 17, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Back with a facelift
It's an all-new Bad Haiku
Look at all the wood.
Haiku # 22296, September 17, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Adam
The Silly Putty
Sitting lonely on the desk
The gravity wins
Haiku # 22295, September 17, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last
Haiku # 22294, September 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam
Haiku # 22293, September 17, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?
Haiku # 22292, September 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?
Haiku # 22291, September 13, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by (heroin?) imho, ash
Haiku # 22290, September 13, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by 'peter' sussmann
the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns
Haiku # 22289, September 13, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of The Ninth Gate
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US
Haiku # 22288, September 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Lips McCoy
Someone set up us the bomb!



All you base are belong to us.
Haiku # 22287, September 13, 2002 10:31 am ET
by Shizzo Bot of Sock Dammit
well, as the form says:
"Bad Haiku: (necessary)"
though who can say why...
Haiku # 22286, September 13, 2002 4:11 am ET
by scotch
so many return
because they can't stop themselves
haiku heroin
Haiku # 22285, September 13, 2002 1:50 am ET
by ash
thanks for the nice words
but about all those fun drugs...
not sure i can wait
Haiku # 22284, September 12, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by scotch (okay, my pity party is officially over - stay tuned for the vicodan party)
A message sent as old as time,
A message not always told by rhyme.
A dream of hope and love so refine,
A dream of a boy told through my eye.
Haiku # 22283, September 12, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I type on my blueberry stained keyboard
She types on my heart
We type to each other =)
Haiku # 22282, September 12, 2002 7:26 pm ET
by Boris
Scotch, such the cut-up
Now you'll have a great story
And they give you DRUGS!
Haiku # 22281, September 12, 2002 7:06 pm ET
by onjaysun
the image persists:
the saw meeting my ribcage...
that'll leave a mark!
Haiku # 22280, September 12, 2002 6:01 pm ET
by scotch
so much for cycling
passionate sex is out, too
what's left then - knitting?
Haiku # 22279, September 12, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by scotch (i'm giving myself another hour and a few more haikus to feel self-pity)
"you have a big heart,"
i was told, sadly by my
cardiologist

thirty four years old,
vegetarian and fit...
george burns is laughing
Haiku # 22278, September 12, 2002 5:46 pm ET
by scotch
OH MY GOD, A TICK!
GET IT OFF ME! Oh...just a
Watermelon seed.
Haiku # 22277, September 12, 2002 11:58 am ET
by onjaysun
Stinky booty, ugh!
Why don't you pull up your pants
I'm trying to eat here
Haiku # 22276, September 12, 2002 11:03 am ET
by Mundo of USA
it's sitting at a
crossroads, not well, a person
looking for a road
Haiku # 22275, September 12, 2002 10:19 am ET
by Moxie
cower at anon
"all your bases will belong"
trip the booby hatch
Haiku # 22274, September 12, 2002 10:04 am ET
by ash
born again poet
it's moxie resurrected
counting like a pro
Haiku # 22273, September 12, 2002 9:59 am ET
by ash
the morning coffee
and saving my own soul from
it's decaying self
Haiku # 22272, September 12, 2002 8:58 am ET
by Moxie
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