get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower
by ash
Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain
by some internet chick
not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white
by some internet chick
don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself
by ash
pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search
by some internet chick
how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site
by Anonymous Poet
intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out
by mastahari of austria
funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody
by scotch (i like the new look)
combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds
by indiana
Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!
by onjaysun
It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway
by Betty LeBomb
Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets
by Betty LeBomb
Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm
by onjaysun
Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese
by Betty LeBomb
Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road
by onjaysun
writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract
by Mox
middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush
by ash
seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic
by ash
my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas
by ash
no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors
by mastahari
totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes
by ash
forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige
by ash
got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes
by ash
being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue
by Dadaism
Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!
by onjaysun
better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks
by Anonymous Poet
so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock
by Anonymous Poet
Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue
although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com
This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
by bob loblaw
Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.
by Adam
sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
by Adam