Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm
Haiku # 22338, September 19, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun
Haiku # 22337, September 19, 2002 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese
Haiku # 22336, September 19, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road
Haiku # 22335, September 19, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun
writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract
Haiku # 22334, September 19, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Mox
middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush
Haiku # 22333, September 19, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic
Haiku # 22332, September 19, 2002 9:21 am ET
by ash
my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas
Haiku # 22331, September 19, 2002 9:12 am ET
by ash
no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors
Haiku # 22330, September 19, 2002 2:35 am ET
by mastahari
totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes
Haiku # 22329, September 19, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ash
forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige
Haiku # 22328, September 18, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes
Haiku # 22327, September 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by ash
being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue
Haiku # 22326, September 18, 2002 7:13 pm ET
by Dadaism
Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!
Haiku # 22325, September 18, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks
Haiku # 22324, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22323, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
Haiku # 22322, September 18, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
Haiku # 22321, September 18, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
Haiku # 22320, September 18, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
Haiku # 22319, September 18, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
Haiku # 22318, September 18, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
Haiku # 22317, September 18, 2002 11:32 am ET
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
Haiku # 22316, September 18, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
Haiku # 22315, September 18, 2002 11:00 am ET
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
Haiku # 22314, September 18, 2002 10:44 am ET
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
Haiku # 22313, September 18, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
Haiku # 22312, September 17, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
Haiku # 22311, September 17, 2002 11:30 pm ET
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
Haiku # 22310, September 17, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
Haiku # 22309, September 17, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
Haiku # 22308, September 17, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
Haiku # 22307, September 17, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
Haiku # 22305, September 17, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
Haiku # 22304, September 17, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by bob loblaw
Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.
Haiku # 22303, September 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Adam
sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
Haiku # 22302, September 17, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
Haiku # 22301, September 17, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
Haiku # 22300, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.
Haiku # 22299, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty
Haiku # 22298, September 17, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears
Haiku # 22297, September 17, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Back with a facelift
It's an all-new Bad Haiku
Look at all the wood.
Haiku # 22296, September 17, 2002 4:07 pm ET
by Adam
The Silly Putty
Sitting lonely on the desk
The gravity wins
Haiku # 22295, September 17, 2002 4:06 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It's still summer here
27 celsius
Please please let it last
Haiku # 22294, September 17, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
It is my birthday
The site is now updated
Big thanks to Adam
Haiku # 22293, September 17, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Is product placement
getting out of control, what
Mountain Dew you think?
Haiku # 22292, September 13, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
the bad haiku site
is more like rotting herring
and we? garbage gulls?
Haiku # 22291, September 13, 2002 1:48 pm ET
by (heroin?) imho, ash
Haiku # 22290, September 13, 2002 1:44 pm ET
by 'peter' sussmann
the almost silent
pulse throbbing expectations
the Hammer returns
Haiku # 22289, September 13, 2002 1:34 pm ET
by Drophammer of The Ninth Gate
ALL YOUR BASE
ARE BELONG TO US
Haiku # 22288, September 13, 2002 10:33 am ET
by Lips McCoy
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