Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself
Haiku # 22347, September 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search
Haiku # 22346, September 20, 2002 8:58 am ET
by some internet chick
how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site
Haiku # 22345, September 20, 2002 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out
Haiku # 22344, September 20, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mastahari of austria
funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody
Haiku # 22343, September 20, 2002 1:54 am ET
by scotch (i like the new look)
combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds
Haiku # 22342, September 19, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by indiana
Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!
Haiku # 22341, September 19, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway
Haiku # 22340, September 19, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets
Haiku # 22339, September 19, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm
Haiku # 22338, September 19, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun
Haiku # 22337, September 19, 2002 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese
Haiku # 22336, September 19, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road
Haiku # 22335, September 19, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun
writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract
Haiku # 22334, September 19, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Mox
middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush
Haiku # 22333, September 19, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic
Haiku # 22332, September 19, 2002 9:21 am ET
by ash
my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas
Haiku # 22331, September 19, 2002 9:12 am ET
by ash
no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors
Haiku # 22330, September 19, 2002 2:35 am ET
by mastahari
totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes
Haiku # 22329, September 19, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ash
forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige
Haiku # 22328, September 18, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes
Haiku # 22327, September 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by ash
being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue
Haiku # 22326, September 18, 2002 7:13 pm ET
by Dadaism
Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!
Haiku # 22325, September 18, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks
Haiku # 22324, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22323, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
Haiku # 22322, September 18, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
Haiku # 22321, September 18, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
Haiku # 22320, September 18, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
Haiku # 22319, September 18, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
Haiku # 22318, September 18, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
Haiku # 22317, September 18, 2002 11:32 am ET
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
Haiku # 22316, September 18, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
Haiku # 22315, September 18, 2002 11:00 am ET
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
Haiku # 22314, September 18, 2002 10:44 am ET
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
Haiku # 22313, September 18, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
Haiku # 22312, September 17, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
Haiku # 22311, September 17, 2002 11:30 pm ET
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
Haiku # 22310, September 17, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
Haiku # 22309, September 17, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
Haiku # 22308, September 17, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
Haiku # 22307, September 17, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
Haiku # 22305, September 17, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
Haiku # 22304, September 17, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by bob loblaw
Be sure to try out
A bad new Haiku feature:
Preview before Send.
Haiku # 22303, September 17, 2002 6:09 pm ET
by Adam
sometimes no words can
say the effects of change but the flow of water
Haiku # 22302, September 17, 2002 5:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of ok, I am offically floored, this looks very good
she was married to
a man whom is in jail yet
she remains with him...
Haiku # 22301, September 17, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by Moxie
Soon, the roof next door
will have a glorious pat-
io. I can't wait.
Haiku # 22300, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
It's very sunny.
My eyes can't take anymore.
Too many photons.
Haiku # 22299, September 17, 2002 5:16 pm ET
by Adam
A street festival
for the graffiti artists
made our wall pretty
Haiku # 22298, September 17, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Big download session
mp3s in abundance
Music to my ears
Haiku # 22297, September 17, 2002 4:08 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
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