Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent
Haiku # 22354, September 20, 2002 10:39 am ET
by Janis
nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 22353, September 20, 2002 9:23 am ET
by ash
To Ash Im sorry
I didnt see who you ment
can you forgive me
Haiku # 22352, September 20, 2002 9:16 am ET
by some internet chick
what to write about
on such a gloomy rain day
good day for a nap
Haiku # 22351, September 20, 2002 9:15 am ET
by some internet chick
get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower
Haiku # 22350, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by ash
Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain
Haiku # 22349, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by some internet chick
not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white
Haiku # 22348, September 20, 2002 9:05 am ET
by some internet chick
don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself
Haiku # 22347, September 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search
Haiku # 22346, September 20, 2002 8:58 am ET
by some internet chick
how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site
Haiku # 22345, September 20, 2002 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out
Haiku # 22344, September 20, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mastahari of austria
funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody
Haiku # 22343, September 20, 2002 1:54 am ET
by scotch (i like the new look)
combing the shoreline
for cones, cowries and rock shells
amongst dead seaweeds
Haiku # 22342, September 19, 2002 10:17 pm ET
by indiana
Bad little SpellCheck
Should have getted that "gotted"
Now must hurted you!
Haiku # 22341, September 19, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by onjaysun
It's been long and far
sex, rage, drugs, cocks; and we are
still in the driveway
Haiku # 22340, September 19, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Wood paneling is
inspiring me to go home
and veneer my pets
Haiku # 22339, September 19, 2002 3:44 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Dad gotted zapped today
Still can't dance but he's back to
A normal rhythm
Haiku # 22338, September 19, 2002 3:11 pm ET
by onjaysun
Mac O S 10 .
2 . 1 . lung cancer
just might be more fun
Haiku # 22337, September 19, 2002 12:42 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
This morning I worked
a coat-hanger contraption
to catch all these geese
Haiku # 22336, September 19, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
Makes me very sad
To see innocent retreads
Who can't cross the road
Haiku # 22335, September 19, 2002 11:40 am ET
by onjaysun
writer's block is the
void without huge issues or nightmares to distract
Haiku # 22334, September 19, 2002 9:34 am ET
by Mox
middle east problems
i can see the signs right now
one more burning bush
Haiku # 22333, September 19, 2002 9:33 am ET
by ash
seems to come in waves
and oft times too there's foaming
maybe the right pic
Haiku # 22332, September 19, 2002 9:21 am ET
by ash
my baby vomits
more curds than outback iraq
since the mustard gas
Haiku # 22331, September 19, 2002 9:12 am ET
by ash
no araq attack
roman politics on halt
saddamm inspectors
Haiku # 22330, September 19, 2002 2:35 am ET
by mastahari
totally spaced out
aliens from uranus
i love your brown eyes
Haiku # 22329, September 19, 2002 1:57 am ET
by ash
forceful opinions
are no longer black and white
but rather beige
Haiku # 22328, September 18, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by ash
got it right janis
i like taking the piss out
in surging volumes
Haiku # 22327, September 18, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by ash
being what it is
the opinions of others
the sky is still blue
Haiku # 22326, September 18, 2002 7:13 pm ET
by Dadaism
Have no clues for Blue
Get outta my head dogfriend
Green ain't my color!
Haiku # 22325, September 18, 2002 6:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
better than the last
yet still could filter out the
assholes like moxie
moxie sucks
Haiku # 22324, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
so artsey fartsey
i like this new bad haiku
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22323, September 18, 2002 6:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Search Page will return
soon. Then, all Bad that is lost
will be found again.
Haiku # 22322, September 18, 2002 2:20 pm ET
by Adam
I eat my crackers
reading haiku from this site
crackers spray on screen
Haiku # 22321, September 18, 2002 1:51 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
Thanks Anon Poet
That mistake in the server
Being fixed right now
Haiku # 22320, September 18, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
Urine coloured wave
Kind of symbolic of the
haiku here
Haiku # 22319, September 18, 2002 11:46 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
Yes the waves were blue
And they were way taller too
I changed it, who cares!
Haiku # 22318, September 18, 2002 11:45 am ET
by Janis of Toronto
horrible layout
for the digital haiku
waves use to be blue

although outrageous
hope i don't get addicted
still submit same shit
Haiku # 22317, September 18, 2002 11:32 am ET
by mastahari of austria
http://badhaiku.com

This 'net URL
Took me to another site
Which was called "Bad Math"
Haiku # 22316, September 18, 2002 11:25 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the mahogany
and a wave frozen in time
for us to enjoy
Haiku # 22315, September 18, 2002 11:00 am ET
by cuz al <:-) thanks janis & adam
it may take a while
before i get a dark tan
as i watch the waves
Haiku # 22314, September 18, 2002 10:44 am ET
by indiana
urine coloured wave
on a sepia background
takes getting used to
Haiku # 22313, September 18, 2002 1:51 am ET
by ash
virgo is wise -- gives
a gift of and for herself
presents for us all
Haiku # 22312, September 17, 2002 11:43 pm ET
by Boston gal adds...Birthday Wishes
with some distinction
bad haiku looks rather good
classic eastern art
Haiku # 22311, September 17, 2002 11:30 pm ET
by Boston gal says... thanks
soundlessly rain falls
leaves wet upon unswept stones
in the autumn dusk
Haiku # 22310, September 17, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Boston gal...
How oriental!
All I have to say Janice
This place looks super
Haiku # 22309, September 17, 2002 7:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss of MS
a bit of chance or
suicide as art killing
structure and aesthetes
Haiku # 22308, September 17, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by Dadaism
the taste of the gods
men speaking out curses and dripping egos...
Haiku # 22307, September 17, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
heh!!!! shit happens bro
imagine the flow of life
a toilet, going down
Haiku # 22305, September 17, 2002 7:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
what happened to the
searching capability?
and moxie still here?
Haiku # 22304, September 17, 2002 6:46 pm ET
by bob loblaw
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