Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
Haiku # 22392, September 22, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple
Haiku # 22391, September 22, 2002 5:57 am ET
by ash
amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster
Haiku # 22390, September 22, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ash
slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick
Haiku # 22389, September 21, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by ap - bad choice of words
dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass
Haiku # 22388, September 21, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - Sorry for the dog
neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy
Haiku # 22387, September 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening
Haiku # 22386, September 21, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you
Haiku # 22385, September 21, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party
Haiku # 22384, September 21, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by HaikuHo
where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man
Haiku # 22383, September 21, 2002 10:49 am ET
by ap who misses lascivious postings
Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
Haiku # 22382, September 21, 2002 9:18 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife
Haiku # 22381, September 21, 2002 8:47 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous
Haiku # 22380, September 20, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples
Haiku # 22379, September 20, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by indiana
Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong
Haiku # 22378, September 20, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by Janis
change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen
Haiku # 22377, September 20, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement
Haiku # 22376, September 20, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by ;)
Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.
Haiku # 22375, September 20, 2002 5:14 pm ET
by Adam of Haikuville, PHP
familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you
Haiku # 22374, September 20, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by Boston gal ...good to see you back (Scott?)
The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets
Haiku # 22373, September 20, 2002 4:53 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another
Haiku # 22372, September 20, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch (hey Boston Gal, et al)
a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain
Haiku # 22371, September 20, 2002 4:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet of scotch
apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood
Haiku # 22370, September 20, 2002 4:11 pm ET
by scotch
Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball
Haiku # 22369, September 20, 2002 3:36 pm ET
by onjaysun
we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true
Haiku # 22368, September 20, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back
Haiku # 22367, September 20, 2002 2:58 pm ET
by Janis
my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.
Haiku # 22366, September 20, 2002 2:39 pm ET
by helix
the kid is not mine,
why do i love him so much?
breaking up sucks ass.
Haiku # 22365, September 20, 2002 2:36 pm ET
by helix
worn gifts from the sea
sands do sparkle jewel-covered
recycled old glass
Haiku # 22364, September 20, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by Boston gal
I liked the search,
more than the preview function,
where is the past now?
Haiku # 22363, September 20, 2002 12:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Knowing I should work
I am somehow compelled to
wallow in bad poems
Haiku # 22362, September 20, 2002 12:45 pm ET
by HaikuConvert
my love for you is,
all that i know and want too
wishing for your touch
Haiku # 22361, September 20, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
another virgo
celebrates this autumn day
past presents future
Haiku # 22360, September 20, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Boston gal
telling my girlfriend
that i no longer love her
is going to be hard
Haiku # 22359, September 20, 2002 11:31 am ET
by helix
all alone in here
there's no one to talk to me
where is everyone??
Haiku # 22358, September 20, 2002 11:28 am ET
by some internet chick
good to stay in bed
on a day thats just like this
hugging my teddy
Haiku # 22357, September 20, 2002 11:25 am ET
by some internet chick
its pouring down rain
jumping in the rain puddles
like being a kid
Haiku # 22356, September 20, 2002 11:17 am ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
I want to go out and play
guess someother day
Haiku # 22355, September 20, 2002 11:13 am ET
by some internet chick
The earthworms scattered
As the rain comes down today
Falling with intent
Haiku # 22354, September 20, 2002 10:39 am ET
by Janis
nothing to forgive
just one more simple mistake
it's all bad haiku
Haiku # 22353, September 20, 2002 9:23 am ET
by ash
To Ash Im sorry
I didnt see who you ment
can you forgive me
Haiku # 22352, September 20, 2002 9:16 am ET
by some internet chick
what to write about
on such a gloomy rain day
good day for a nap
Haiku # 22351, September 20, 2002 9:15 am ET
by some internet chick
get with the program
i wasn't aimed at your work
but someone lower
Haiku # 22350, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by ash
Q-tips OH Q-tips
oh what a wonderful thing
for itching my brain
Haiku # 22349, September 20, 2002 9:13 am ET
by some internet chick
not dissing the page
loving the page brand new look
better than plain white
Haiku # 22348, September 20, 2002 9:05 am ET
by some internet chick
don't dis the effort
it's the poets that are bad
not the site itself
Haiku # 22347, September 20, 2002 9:02 am ET
by ash
pretty new haiku
the wood tones are so soothing
but where is the search
Haiku # 22346, September 20, 2002 8:58 am ET
by some internet chick
how amazing you
you make time to work on
such a crappy site
Haiku # 22345, September 20, 2002 4:08 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
intern politics
haider's kasperltheater
dadaism helps out
Haiku # 22344, September 20, 2002 2:24 am ET
by mastahari of austria
funny thing happened
i came back to badhaiku
and got a woody
Haiku # 22343, September 20, 2002 1:54 am ET
by scotch (i like the new look)
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