Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked
Haiku # 22424, September 24, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times
Haiku # 22423, September 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then
Haiku # 22422, September 24, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Mox
I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it
Haiku # 22421, September 24, 2002 12:08 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin
Haiku # 22420, September 23, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by mellie of NY
the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen
Haiku # 22419, September 23, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie of Hail Eris
so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?
Haiku # 22418, September 23, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny
Haiku # 22417, September 23, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones
Haiku # 22416, September 23, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
Haiku # 22415, September 23, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
Haiku # 22414, September 23, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
Haiku # 22413, September 23, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
Haiku # 22411, September 23, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
Haiku # 22410, September 23, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
Haiku # 22409, September 23, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
Haiku # 22408, September 23, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
Haiku # 22407, September 23, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
Haiku # 22406, September 23, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
Haiku # 22405, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
Haiku # 22404, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
Haiku # 22403, September 23, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
Haiku # 22402, September 23, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
Haiku # 22401, September 23, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
Haiku # 22400, September 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
Haiku # 22399, September 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
Haiku # 22398, September 23, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
Haiku # 22397, September 23, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
Haiku # 22396, September 23, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
Haiku # 22395, September 23, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile
Haiku # 22394, September 23, 2002 2:23 am ET
by mastahari of autriche
You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone
Haiku # 22393, September 23, 2002 1:07 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
Haiku # 22392, September 22, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple
Haiku # 22391, September 22, 2002 5:57 am ET
by ash
amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster
Haiku # 22390, September 22, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ash
slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick
Haiku # 22389, September 21, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by ap - bad choice of words
dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass
Haiku # 22388, September 21, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - Sorry for the dog
neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy
Haiku # 22387, September 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening
Haiku # 22386, September 21, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you
Haiku # 22385, September 21, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party
Haiku # 22384, September 21, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by HaikuHo
where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man
Haiku # 22383, September 21, 2002 10:49 am ET
by ap who misses lascivious postings
Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
Haiku # 22382, September 21, 2002 9:18 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife
Haiku # 22381, September 21, 2002 8:47 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous
Haiku # 22380, September 20, 2002 10:59 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples
Haiku # 22379, September 20, 2002 10:36 pm ET
by indiana
Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong
Haiku # 22378, September 20, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by Janis
change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen
Haiku # 22377, September 20, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement
Haiku # 22376, September 20, 2002 5:56 pm ET
by ;)
< 50 Less Recent Haiku 50 More Recent Haiku >