sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,
Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile
by mastahari of autriche
You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone
by peter searle the younger of australia
So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple
by ash
amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster
by ash
slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick
by ap - bad choice of words
dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass
by ap - Sorry for the dog
neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you
by tiger of vegas
Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party
by HaikuHo
where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man
by ap who misses lascivious postings
Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
by peter searle the younger of australia
loves soft touch scars just as deeply as the sharpest knife
by peter searle the younger of australia
there are no lions
but i can hear dogs barking
not as dangerous
by Anonymous Poet
two freshwater ducks
collided on each other
sending neat ripples
by indiana
Thunder rumbles close
Another rainstorm coming
Time to hit the bong
by Janis
change is in the air
autumn weaves bold tapestry
looming yet unseen
by Gwenhyfar
early autumn rain
rotting leaves leave dark handprints
on the wet cement
by ;)
Patience, re: Search. (See
Haiku 22322.)
New language - takes time.
by Adam of Haikuville, PHP
familiar whisper
soft rustle through falling leaves
memories of you
by Boston gal ...good to see you back (Scott?)
The wood does seem to
Have had a calming effect
On the bad poets
by Janis of Toronto
i stepped in a field
and found that i'd lost my name
or gained another
by Anonymous Poet of scotch (hey Boston Gal, et al)
a close look reveals
subliminal messages
hidden in the grain
by Anonymous Poet of scotch
apologies? grace?
on bad haiku? i am stunned
it must be the wood
by scotch
Off to Seattle
Ducks Trolls Needles Underground
Rock n Roll Baseball
by onjaysun
we both made wishes
last night at a late hour
i hope they come true
by tiger of vegas
The past is coming
Maybe later on today
The search will be back
by Janis
my girlfriend will not
understand my intentions.
i do this for THEM.
by helix
