Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work
Haiku # 22431, September 24, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Jane of no longer of Princeton, now of Boston
The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.
Haiku # 22430, September 24, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!
Haiku # 22429, September 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"
Haiku # 22428, September 24, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho
Haiku # 22427, September 24, 2002 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 22426, September 24, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Burrito boy
The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked
Haiku # 22424, September 24, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times
Haiku # 22423, September 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then
Haiku # 22422, September 24, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Mox
I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it
Haiku # 22421, September 24, 2002 12:08 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin
Haiku # 22420, September 23, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by mellie of NY
the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen
Haiku # 22419, September 23, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie of Hail Eris
so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?
Haiku # 22418, September 23, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny
Haiku # 22417, September 23, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones
Haiku # 22416, September 23, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
Haiku # 22415, September 23, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
Haiku # 22414, September 23, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
Haiku # 22413, September 23, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
Haiku # 22411, September 23, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
Haiku # 22410, September 23, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
Haiku # 22409, September 23, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
Haiku # 22408, September 23, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
Haiku # 22407, September 23, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
Haiku # 22406, September 23, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
Haiku # 22405, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
Haiku # 22404, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
Haiku # 22403, September 23, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
Haiku # 22402, September 23, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
Haiku # 22401, September 23, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
Haiku # 22400, September 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
Haiku # 22399, September 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
Haiku # 22398, September 23, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
Haiku # 22397, September 23, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
Haiku # 22396, September 23, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
Haiku # 22395, September 23, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile
Haiku # 22394, September 23, 2002 2:23 am ET
by mastahari of autriche
You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone
Haiku # 22393, September 23, 2002 1:07 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
Haiku # 22392, September 22, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
mellie's in new york
scorning internet access
eating the apple
Haiku # 22391, September 22, 2002 5:57 am ET
by ash
amen ms. janis
as the atmosphere bubbles
i pack a monster
Haiku # 22390, September 22, 2002 5:47 am ET
by ash
slimey, yes, slimey
not little lawyer prick but
slimey lawyer prick
Haiku # 22389, September 21, 2002 8:48 pm ET
by ap - bad choice of words
dear bob i need you
slip your little lawyer prick
into the dog's ass
Haiku # 22388, September 21, 2002 8:46 pm ET
by ap - Sorry for the dog
neglecting my love
sorry I did not write you
was very sleepy
Haiku # 22387, September 21, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
waiting for your touch
with you, bad times end tonight
come on evening
Haiku # 22386, September 21, 2002 1:04 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
bad days will end soon
every thing will be ok
can't wait to see you
Haiku # 22385, September 21, 2002 12:34 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Your pants are burning
Dance your flaming ass away
Don't ruin my party
Haiku # 22384, September 21, 2002 12:08 pm ET
by HaikuHo
where has mellie gone
i imagine with a man
an attentive man
Haiku # 22383, September 21, 2002 10:49 am ET
by ap who misses lascivious postings
Mobile phone
disturber of peace
slave on my hip
leave me in peace
Haiku # 22382, September 21, 2002 9:18 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
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