Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.
Haiku # 22441, September 25, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by storytellers r us
bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette
Haiku # 22440, September 25, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by good taste r us
27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched
Haiku # 22439, September 25, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air
Haiku # 22438, September 25, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple
Haiku # 22437, September 25, 2002 11:39 am ET
by cuz al in BC
My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus
Haiku # 22436, September 25, 2002 10:39 am ET
by cunnilinger
flowing blood
pretty flowers
packaging for nature, why
Haiku # 22435, September 25, 2002 1:02 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.
Haiku # 22434, September 25, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 22433, September 25, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boing I fall
Splat I hurt
That swine pushed me
Haiku # 22432, September 25, 2002 12:00 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work
Haiku # 22431, September 24, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Jane of no longer of Princeton, now of Boston
The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.
Haiku # 22430, September 24, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!
Haiku # 22429, September 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"
Haiku # 22428, September 24, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho
Haiku # 22427, September 24, 2002 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 22426, September 24, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Burrito boy
The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked
Haiku # 22424, September 24, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times
Haiku # 22423, September 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then
Haiku # 22422, September 24, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Mox
I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it
Haiku # 22421, September 24, 2002 12:08 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin
Haiku # 22420, September 23, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by mellie of NY
the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen
Haiku # 22419, September 23, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie of Hail Eris
so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?
Haiku # 22418, September 23, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny
Haiku # 22417, September 23, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones
Haiku # 22416, September 23, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
Haiku # 22415, September 23, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
Haiku # 22414, September 23, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
Haiku # 22413, September 23, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
Haiku # 22411, September 23, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
Haiku # 22410, September 23, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
Haiku # 22409, September 23, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
Haiku # 22408, September 23, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
Haiku # 22407, September 23, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
Haiku # 22406, September 23, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
Haiku # 22405, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
Haiku # 22404, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
Haiku # 22403, September 23, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
Haiku # 22402, September 23, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
Haiku # 22401, September 23, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
Haiku # 22400, September 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
Haiku # 22399, September 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
Haiku # 22398, September 23, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
Haiku # 22397, September 23, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
Haiku # 22396, September 23, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
Haiku # 22395, September 23, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
you are my sunshine
clouds above belong to you
girl, i love your smile
Haiku # 22394, September 23, 2002 2:23 am ET
by mastahari of autriche
You beat her
She loves us both
Yet I am alone
Haiku # 22393, September 23, 2002 1:07 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
So glad to be here,
You are too. Don't suck my dick,
Unless you mean it.
Haiku # 22392, September 22, 2002 8:29 pm ET
by Sunshine of Toronto, Earth
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