Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

should know much better
quick submissions usually
do come out all wrong
Haiku # 22444, September 25, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by rushing out of work r us
haiku poetry
where the last writen word gleams
with an extra beat
Haiku # 22443, September 25, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Boston gal...critics r us
impulsive artist
wondering where the words went
may try again tomorrow
Haiku # 22442, September 25, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.
Haiku # 22441, September 25, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by storytellers r us
bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette
Haiku # 22440, September 25, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by good taste r us
27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched
Haiku # 22439, September 25, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air
Haiku # 22438, September 25, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple
Haiku # 22437, September 25, 2002 11:39 am ET
by cuz al in BC
My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus
Haiku # 22436, September 25, 2002 10:39 am ET
by cunnilinger
flowing blood
pretty flowers
packaging for nature, why
Haiku # 22435, September 25, 2002 1:02 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.
Haiku # 22434, September 25, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 22433, September 25, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boing I fall
Splat I hurt
That swine pushed me
Haiku # 22432, September 25, 2002 12:00 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work
Haiku # 22431, September 24, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Jane of no longer of Princeton, now of Boston
The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.
Haiku # 22430, September 24, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!
Haiku # 22429, September 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"
Haiku # 22428, September 24, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho
Haiku # 22427, September 24, 2002 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 22426, September 24, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Burrito boy
The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
the russet potato
while red, is still starchy
and best served cooked
Haiku # 22424, September 24, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
the whole word says a
different thing to the same
people, at different times
Haiku # 22423, September 24, 2002 4:15 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
it is a game till
we stop playing and the whole world stops spinning till then
Haiku # 22422, September 24, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by Mox
I know your game
That secret smile
All my friends have seen it
Haiku # 22421, September 24, 2002 12:08 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
apple is juicy
much sweeter than expected
dribbles down my chin
Haiku # 22420, September 23, 2002 10:11 pm ET
by mellie of NY
the world is full of
moments of banality
and those of real zen
Haiku # 22419, September 23, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by Moxie of Hail Eris
so is ap saying
he'd like to f-me like a dolphin?

and get closer to god?
Haiku # 22418, September 23, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Mox
light in the shadows
tangled within oak tree's limbs
full moon's destiny
Haiku # 22417, September 23, 2002 9:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
autumn leaves scatter
shadow's flicker in moon's light
past leaning headstones
Haiku # 22416, September 23, 2002 9:02 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
sounds like your problem
simply that you park yourself
don't know how to drive
Haiku # 22415, September 23, 2002 8:40 pm ET
by Letitia Busybody
I just want a place
to park my cock for a while
that too much to ask?
Haiku # 22414, September 23, 2002 8:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
bunch of five year olds
can't get their minds off of this
bullshit...not gettin' any?
Haiku # 22413, September 23, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through that tiny door
Haiku # 22412, September 23, 2002 6:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
mary had a twat,
and jesus entered this world,
through tiny door
Haiku # 22411, September 23, 2002 6:44 pm ET
by Moxie
twat is a real word,
although considered vulgar,
it is a real word.
Haiku # 22410, September 23, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by moxie
September 23,
autumn, is it first day of
spring down-under? whooooo
Haiku # 22409, September 23, 2002 6:37 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boston gal, my tongue
red as a leaf, shivering
on the tree, awaits
Haiku # 22408, September 23, 2002 6:32 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
3-2-6- PM
drunk, sending horny haiku,
in Nelson, BC.
Haiku # 22407, September 23, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
They say a dolphins
Penis, ejaculating
In human female,

Would blow her apart,
Guess that would work with moxie
Too, hmmm throw him in!!!!
Haiku # 22406, September 23, 2002 6:25 pm ET
by not whales, but dolphins at the aquarium
slurrrrrp
Haiku # 22405, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue lapping it
Haiku # 22404, September 23, 2002 6:16 pm ET
by damn no spellcheck on this damn preview
want her cunt to itch!
insatiable desire with
my tongue laping it
Haiku # 22403, September 23, 2002 6:14 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
early autumn trees
turning they begin to blush
before disrobing
Haiku # 22402, September 23, 2002 4:52 pm ET
by Boston gal
she washes her horse
with the slowly setting sun
in the autumn sea
Haiku # 22401, September 23, 2002 4:43 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
equinox signals
rising glow of harvest moon
indian summer
Haiku # 22400, September 23, 2002 4:21 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Darth Hag says submit
Something about a whale, eh?
The ocean is gross
Haiku # 22399, September 23, 2002 3:22 pm ET
by Oggy Ben Doggy of Far, far away
Rubber Bands Flying
Work time wars when boss is gone
OUCH! You hit my eye!
Haiku # 22398, September 23, 2002 3:01 pm ET
by Darth Hag of VA
HaikuHo's husband
does the Chili Poison Dance
Thank God we're outside
Haiku # 22397, September 23, 2002 10:40 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Pelvic paradise
I love dining at the Y
Hair tickles my tongue
Haiku # 22396, September 23, 2002 10:29 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
Hey there crazy man
in cellophane underwear
I can see yer nuts
Haiku # 22395, September 23, 2002 10:27 am ET
by Mr. E of Great Corn Desert
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