Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Hans
His soul
Hans-Olo
Leader of the
New Frontier
Fearless
Chief
Haiku # 22482, September 27, 2002 3:52 pm ET
by Karli of Vancouver
abundant monkeys
plethora of bananas
equals bad haiku
Haiku # 22481, September 27, 2002 3:42 pm ET
by zookeeper
one would also think
that writing like a monkey
makes no sense at all
Haiku # 22480, September 27, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by who ARE some of these people anyway?
Long ten hour shift
Followed by Saturday Shift
I hate part time work.
Haiku # 22479, September 27, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
SuperMicro hate
Has poisoned haiku talent!
...mail them shit in box!
Haiku # 22478, September 27, 2002 11:31 am ET
by kackarott
Super-Micro Sucks
Feel the wrath of my hot
Frothy urnine hate!
Haiku # 22477, September 27, 2002 11:26 am ET
by kackarott
after a short while
owning a monkey ceases
to be amusing
Haiku # 22476, September 27, 2002 10:38 am ET
by Lola
political power, influence and control
cunt bitch twat slut 'ho
damn that girl is good
Haiku # 22475, September 27, 2002 3:55 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again
Haiku # 22474, September 27, 2002 3:48 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
polysyallabic words
come to me too easily
check out my egg-shaped head!
Haiku # 22473, September 27, 2002 3:42 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
when i had my last
emotional meltdown the
staff gave me some shots
Haiku # 22472, September 27, 2002 2:07 am ET
by one of the plumbers....
while painting your portrait
i gesture wildly and howl
the canvas is blank
Haiku # 22471, September 27, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
chinese ping pong team
rushing in to rescue me
wearing red sweatsuits
Haiku # 22470, September 27, 2002 12:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
the first girl i fucked
fell off her motorcycle
seven years later
Haiku # 22469, September 27, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
swing away tobey
bash that fucking alien
st~~~~ht up the ol' squash
Haiku # 22468, September 27, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when i cried at lunch
the other plumbers noticed
and chewed thoughtfully
Haiku # 22467, September 27, 2002 12:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
duh
Haiku # 22466, September 26, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just don't get burned out
think how your work would suffer
haiku for the team
Haiku # 22465, September 26, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by justifications r us
Merriam-Webster
(no crystal ball needed here)
all can be foreseen
Haiku # 22464, September 26, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Lola
well, quite honestly
(without "this" bad typing boss)
there'd be no haiku
Haiku # 22463, September 26, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by self-employed r us
could this be my work,
and fixing bugs, goofing off
while i write haiku?


either way, i'm paid
and quite well per syllable
life is but a dream
Haiku # 22462, September 26, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by scotch
spelling's not the prob
simply that typos abound
when boss is around
Haiku # 22461, September 26, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by should be working r us
the question is moot
cause if one can't spell friends, well
how can one be one
Haiku # 22460, September 26, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by really should be working not haiku-ing
freinds cannot be made
they happen, like rain and dreams
none of them forseen
Haiku # 22459, September 26, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by is forseen really a word...wondering r us
from a round white bowl
scent of peaches ripening
near the radio
Haiku # 22458, September 26, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
oh yeah, i know art...
i know him when i see him
every now and then
Haiku # 22457, September 26, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scotch
you remember art
known to frequent many spots
(hangs around a lot)
Haiku # 22456, September 26, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Boston gal really signing off
laser quick, lightning
blurs and bursts the sky. Blinded
lovers laughter soars
Haiku # 22455, September 26, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by storyteller signs off...(yeah, et al)
second line should read
pondering analogy
didn't need that "the"
Haiku # 22454, September 26, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by critics r us
stars shiny rivets
fasten night onto the sky
buttons come undone

"tsk, tsk" Art mutters
pondering the analogy
Draw the shades at least
Haiku # 22453, September 26, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by storytellers r us
who is this art guy?
i don't think i've seen his work
not here, anyway
Haiku # 22452, September 26, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by scotch...okay, back to work
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
cloned himself once more
Haiku # 22451, September 26, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by heh heh
my sweet old et al
who took her leave of this place
and came back with more
Haiku # 22450, September 26, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by scotch of deep mud, at war with bugs
Cloned myself today
Undressed and molested him
Then we got pizza
Haiku # 22449, September 26, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by kackarott
saffron leaves do fall
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22448, September 25, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
too many boo boos
Haiku # 22447, September 25, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by outta here r us (for now!)
cool windy whispers
mark autumn's sudden onset
where's my jacket?
Haiku # 22446, September 25, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by one more for the road r us
It's true about the
rushing. Haiku miscounted
usually due to that
Haiku # 22445, September 25, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
should know much better
quick submissions usually
do come out all wrong
Haiku # 22444, September 25, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by rushing out of work r us
haiku poetry
where the last writen word gleams
with an extra beat
Haiku # 22443, September 25, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Boston gal...critics r us
impulsive artist
wondering where the words went
may try again tomorrow
Haiku # 22442, September 25, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.
Haiku # 22441, September 25, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by storytellers r us
bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette
Haiku # 22440, September 25, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by good taste r us
27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched
Haiku # 22439, September 25, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air
Haiku # 22438, September 25, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple
Haiku # 22437, September 25, 2002 11:39 am ET
by cuz al in BC
My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus
Haiku # 22436, September 25, 2002 10:39 am ET
by cunnilinger
flowing blood
pretty flowers
packaging for nature, why
Haiku # 22435, September 25, 2002 1:02 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.
Haiku # 22434, September 25, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 22433, September 25, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
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