Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 62 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again
Haiku # 22474, September 27, 2002 3:48 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
polysyallabic words
come to me too easily
check out my egg-shaped head!
Haiku # 22473, September 27, 2002 3:42 am ET
by GoFreaksGo
when i had my last
emotional meltdown the
staff gave me some shots
Haiku # 22472, September 27, 2002 2:07 am ET
by one of the plumbers....
while painting your portrait
i gesture wildly and howl
the canvas is blank
Haiku # 22471, September 27, 2002 1:01 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
chinese ping pong team
rushing in to rescue me
wearing red sweatsuits
Haiku # 22470, September 27, 2002 12:54 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
the first girl i fucked
fell off her motorcycle
seven years later
Haiku # 22469, September 27, 2002 12:52 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
swing away tobey
bash that fucking alien
st~~~~ht up the ol' squash
Haiku # 22468, September 27, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
when i cried at lunch
the other plumbers noticed
and chewed thoughtfully
Haiku # 22467, September 27, 2002 12:49 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
duh
Haiku # 22466, September 26, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
just don't get burned out
think how your work would suffer
haiku for the team
Haiku # 22465, September 26, 2002 6:08 pm ET
by justifications r us
Merriam-Webster
(no crystal ball needed here)
all can be foreseen
Haiku # 22464, September 26, 2002 5:40 pm ET
by Lola
well, quite honestly
(without "this" bad typing boss)
there'd be no haiku
Haiku # 22463, September 26, 2002 5:28 pm ET
by self-employed r us
could this be my work,
and fixing bugs, goofing off
while i write haiku?


either way, i'm paid
and quite well per syllable
life is but a dream
Haiku # 22462, September 26, 2002 5:21 pm ET
by scotch
spelling's not the prob
simply that typos abound
when boss is around
Haiku # 22461, September 26, 2002 5:07 pm ET
by should be working r us
the question is moot
cause if one can't spell friends, well
how can one be one
Haiku # 22460, September 26, 2002 5:02 pm ET
by really should be working not haiku-ing
freinds cannot be made
they happen, like rain and dreams
none of them forseen
Haiku # 22459, September 26, 2002 5:01 pm ET
by is forseen really a word...wondering r us
from a round white bowl
scent of peaches ripening
near the radio
Haiku # 22458, September 26, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
oh yeah, i know art...
i know him when i see him
every now and then
Haiku # 22457, September 26, 2002 4:51 pm ET
by scotch
you remember art
known to frequent many spots
(hangs around a lot)
Haiku # 22456, September 26, 2002 4:38 pm ET
by Boston gal really signing off
laser quick, lightning
blurs and bursts the sky. Blinded
lovers laughter soars
Haiku # 22455, September 26, 2002 4:31 pm ET
by storyteller signs off...(yeah, et al)
second line should read
pondering analogy
didn't need that "the"
Haiku # 22454, September 26, 2002 4:29 pm ET
by critics r us
stars shiny rivets
fasten night onto the sky
buttons come undone

"tsk, tsk" Art mutters
pondering the analogy
Draw the shades at least
Haiku # 22453, September 26, 2002 4:27 pm ET
by storytellers r us
who is this art guy?
i don't think i've seen his work
not here, anyway
Haiku # 22452, September 26, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by scotch...okay, back to work
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
cloned himself once more
Haiku # 22451, September 26, 2002 3:47 pm ET
by heh heh
my sweet old et al
who took her leave of this place
and came back with more
Haiku # 22450, September 26, 2002 3:40 pm ET
by scotch of deep mud, at war with bugs
Cloned myself today
Undressed and molested him
Then we got pizza
Haiku # 22449, September 26, 2002 2:28 pm ET
by kackarott
saffron leaves do fall
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
Haiku # 22448, September 25, 2002 11:32 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
art manipulates
transformation incomplete
too many boo boos
Haiku # 22447, September 25, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by outta here r us (for now!)
cool windy whispers
mark autumn's sudden onset
where's my jacket?
Haiku # 22446, September 25, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by one more for the road r us
It's true about the
rushing. Haiku miscounted
usually due to that
Haiku # 22445, September 25, 2002 4:46 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
should know much better
quick submissions usually
do come out all wrong
Haiku # 22444, September 25, 2002 4:36 pm ET
by rushing out of work r us
haiku poetry
where the last writen word gleams
with an extra beat
Haiku # 22443, September 25, 2002 4:33 pm ET
by Boston gal...critics r us
impulsive artist
wondering where the words went
may try again tomorrow
Haiku # 22442, September 25, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al
The soldier cried out
words tumbling into the void
as the bullet struck


Awake on linen,
he wondered, blanket or shroud?
The pain surged. Blanket.
Haiku # 22441, September 25, 2002 4:18 pm ET
by storytellers r us
bright purple corvette
why waste your money on one
bright purple corvette
Haiku # 22440, September 25, 2002 4:05 pm ET
by good taste r us
27 Found
Is what was returned to me
When "purple" was searched
Haiku # 22439, September 25, 2002 3:55 pm ET
by Janis of Toronto
jacaranda tree
interwoven purple blooms
scents the forest air
Haiku # 22438, September 25, 2002 12:25 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
used the search engine
to look for many colours
found no poem purple
Haiku # 22437, September 25, 2002 11:39 am ET
by cuz al in BC
My toes are curling
Abdomen stiff as a board
Great cunnilingus
Haiku # 22436, September 25, 2002 10:39 am ET
by cunnilinger
flowing blood
pretty flowers
packaging for nature, why
Haiku # 22435, September 25, 2002 1:02 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Airplane toilets flush.
Frozen chunks of blue water.
Hooray! It's raining.
Haiku # 22434, September 25, 2002 12:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
She said she loved me,
Would always be there for me.
My wife won't like that.
Haiku # 22433, September 25, 2002 12:41 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Boing I fall
Splat I hurt
That swine pushed me
Haiku # 22432, September 25, 2002 12:00 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
whenever i'm stressed
back to haiku i return
law school's too much work
Haiku # 22431, September 24, 2002 11:59 pm ET
by Jane of no longer of Princeton, now of Boston
The world around me,
Is not as important as,
The state of the soul.
Haiku # 22430, September 24, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by another Anonymous Poet
fuck this fucking world
and all who live in it go
and fuck off all you!
Haiku # 22429, September 24, 2002 8:43 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Hey janis, while
using date search got "connection
closed by remote server"
Haiku # 22428, September 24, 2002 6:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Dad....Italian
Mother....native indian,
Me?....Awopaho
Haiku # 22427, September 24, 2002 6:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Bad burrito sending
Shockwaves throughout my colon
Gotta cop a squat
Haiku # 22426, September 24, 2002 5:55 pm ET
by Burrito boy
The search it now works
Ready to accept queries
From all of you guys
Haiku # 22425, September 24, 2002 4:30 pm ET
by Janis
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