asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku
and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling
by mellie in NC, USA
Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?
by Janis
I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf
by Janis
words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious
by Sabado Domingo of someplace else
that yeast fixation
mix well with voyeurism :
candida cam'ra
by ash
roll the clocks forwards
invest my daylight savings
somewhere at the beach
by ash
but congrats to you
as long as its not your floor
brewing is big fun
by scotch to happy
before pitching yeast
i shook it for aeration
way, way too much air
by scotch (still in shock)
last night's fiasco:
broken carboy and spilled beer
slippery when wet
by scotch (how apropos)
if you're gonna flame
you should play some attention
count wasn't the point
by scotch
organic chemist
quit work for a better job
microbrewmaster
by Happy r us
sumptuous repast
delectable favorites
cheeseburger and fries
leave the scraps for birds
they'll take care of everything
except for wrappers
by trivia for u
a tale rightly heard
is miracle to rival
a tale rightly told
by Lola
count this you maroons!
before you know it a line might just creep off the syllable chart
oh my god! what will we do?
by Anonymous Poet
been away too long
good to see this is still here
after all these years
by hangdog of orbiting dallas
baking panty bread
she busies herself scratching
damn, that is frothy
by ap
yes, of course, the count
but i would have been remiss
if i'd let it go
by scotch to janis
Oakland won in ten
Seattle fans left early
And I just big smiled.
by onjaysun
Fremont Troll had a
Religious experience
with my little gnome.
by onjaysun
Seatown, much coffee
much police, yet where can a
guy get some donuts?
by onjaysun
Went to Victoria
It's like in Canada, eh!
Love spending loonies.
by onjaysun
Seattle Duck tour
All it is quacked up to be
Worth the extra bills
by onjaysun
Knew I would get flamed
For the incorrect grammar
It's the count you know
by Janis (to scotch) of Toronto
Markings of insanity
Scars that won't fade
The bed has me captive
There is no point
Bastards in naples yellow
by peter searle the younger of australia
if you say "frisco"
you can't leave fisherman's wharf
i don't make the rules
by scotch of 30 minutes north...
If you mean this
one
Then yes, I know what you mean
by Blemished by sun
by Janis of Toronto
OMG!!!! Mario
Sunshine is the shit. I mean,
for real, it's that tight.
by #2 Gunna
Read Barefoot Gen. Then
you will understand the whole
blemished by sun thing.
by Censor sensor
Flying to 'frisco
For the Yankee thanksgiving
On Aeroplan miles
by Janis of Toronto
Sometimes I feel like
I want to be a member
Of a different club
by Anonymous Poet
the blemished by sun
thing was up too long without
a new submission
by Anonymous Poet
Blemished by sunlight
and radiation poison,
still won't kill the dog.
by Censor sensor
kaiser, translated:
"german emperor health plan"
it fails to comfort
by Anonymous Poet
undecided course
like a flummoxed kitty-cat
on the mantlepiece
by weekend plans r us
Hans
His soul
Hans-Olo
Leader of the
New Frontier
Fearless
Chief
by Karli of Vancouver
abundant monkeys
plethora of bananas
equals bad haiku
by zookeeper
one would also think
that writing like a monkey
makes no sense at all
by who ARE some of these people anyway?
Long ten hour shift
Followed by Saturday Shift
I hate part time work.
by Anonymous Poet
SuperMicro hate
Has poisoned haiku talent!
...mail them shit in box!
by kackarott
Super-Micro Sucks
Feel the wrath of my hot
Frothy urnine hate!
by kackarott
after a short while
owning a monkey ceases
to be amusing
by Lola
political power, influence and control
cunt bitch twat slut 'ho
damn that girl is good
by GoFreaksGo
Poised with the rock
over the window of her dad's new Suburu
She locked in the keys again
by GoFreaksGo
polysyallabic words
come to me too easily
check out my egg-shaped head!
by GoFreaksGo
when i had my last
emotional meltdown the
staff gave me some shots
by one of the plumbers....
while painting your portrait
i gesture wildly and howl
the canvas is blank
by Hollywood Bonfire
chinese ping pong team
rushing in to rescue me
wearing red sweatsuits
by Hollywood Bonfire
the first girl i fucked
fell off her motorcycle
seven years later
by Hollywood Bonfire
swing away tobey
bash that fucking alien
st~~~~ht up the ol' squash
by Anonymous Poet
