there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...
by Anything
women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me
by ap
women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment,
then, life is a gas!
by Anonymous Poet
without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out
by idiocy r us
shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o
by Anonymous Poet
what about grammy's
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.
by Sparkychica
Eminem, whom once
again has sold his soul for
another grammy
by Sparkychica
grammy has a cock
so don't go liftin' her skirt
'lest you want a shock
by ap
Flooding all over
the Western United States --
broken Canada
by K Tai of San Diego
beyond scarecrow's reach
twisted hinges creaking wind
fading V of geese
by autumn lovers r us
grasses of summer
now cooling winds barest touch
once green now shivers
by Gwenhyfar
all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away
by stormlovers r us
I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"
by onjaysun for some internet chick
Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)
by Janis
Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked
by Janis
bad haiku in the
netscrape browser is really
quite something to see
by k
how could shoes smell bad?
they have no noses, just tongues
so they could taste bad
by idiocy r us
I'd take off my shoes
but I don't know if they'll smell
they're not mine
by peter searle the younger of australia
If I did take the pills
would I be normal
or just chemically enhanced
by peter searle the younger of australia
why?
Questions don't always have answers
by peter searle the younger of australia
can we still post pics?
Like the old days...pics with
bad haiku comments?
by k
some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku
by k_for_some_internet_chick
I must go for now
Alas please do not have fear
for I will be back
by some internet chick
it seems pretty sad
that I dont have any life
sit here for hours
Writing Bad Haikus
for everyone out there to read
but yet I'm alone
by some internet chick
I know what you'll say
you like a different team
but that is Okay
by some internet chick
Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears
by Some Internet Chick
The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down
by some internet chick
just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head
by some internet chick
rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow
by some internet chick
the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish
by some internet chick
sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be
by some internet chick
pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings
by some internet chick
Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white
by some internet chick
Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play
by some internet chick
last time I was here
the day was cold and rainy
now its raining too
by some internet chick
to and fro'ing to
oregon i go, can't wait
for some fall colors
by Anonymous Poet
never metaphor
have met a few ones and twos
maybe soon I will
by tanjeroo
Tahoe eyes, China
lips, Teton breasts...one forgets
what I met-her-for?
by onjaysun
one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash
by critics r us
to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time
by working r us
Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable
by art critics r us
That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.
by onjaysun
I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely
by k_against_dating
maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'
by k_against_alcatraz of why the fuck not?
been away sometime
the break was nice, I didn't
really miss haiku
but still temptation
kicked in to see what scotch has
been posting in here
by k_against_
janis coming to
san francisco? well this is
quite a nice surprise
by k
i walk streets alone
with only my dog's red leash
i am so lonely
by justin
Upon waking up
I find my bed to be warm
Resume snuggling.
by WyldKyss
once, but only once,
will you give all of your heart
then you learn not to
by been there r us
