Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away
Haiku # 22563, October 3, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by stormlovers r us
I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"
Haiku # 22562, October 3, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun for some internet chick
Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)
Haiku # 22561, October 3, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Janis
Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked
Haiku # 22560, October 3, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Janis
bad haiku in the
netscrape browser is really
quite something to see
Haiku # 22559, October 3, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k
how could shoes smell bad?
they have no noses, just tongues
so they could taste bad

Haiku # 22558, October 3, 2002 3:51 am ET
by idiocy r us
I'd take off my shoes
but I don't know if they'll smell
they're not mine
Haiku # 22557, October 3, 2002 1:24 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
If I did take the pills
would I be normal
or just chemically enhanced
Haiku # 22556, October 3, 2002 1:21 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
why?
Questions don't always have answers
Haiku # 22555, October 3, 2002 1:20 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
can we still post pics?
Like the old days...pics with
bad haiku comments?
Haiku # 22554, October 2, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by k
some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku
Haiku # 22553, October 2, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by k_for_some_internet_chick
I must go for now
Alas please do not have fear
for I will be back
Haiku # 22552, October 2, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
it seems pretty sad
that I dont have any life
sit here for hours

Writing Bad Haikus
for everyone out there to read
but yet I'm alone
Haiku # 22551, October 2, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
I know what you'll say
you like a different team
but that is Okay
Haiku # 22550, October 2, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by some internet chick
Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears
Haiku # 22549, October 2, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down
Haiku # 22548, October 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head
Haiku # 22547, October 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow
Haiku # 22546, October 2, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by some internet chick
the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish
Haiku # 22545, October 2, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be
Haiku # 22544, October 2, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings
Haiku # 22543, October 2, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by some internet chick
Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white
Haiku # 22542, October 2, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk
Haiku # 22541, October 2, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play
Haiku # 22540, October 2, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
last time I was here
the day was cold and rainy
now its raining too
Haiku # 22539, October 2, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by some internet chick
to and fro'ing to
oregon i go, can't wait
for some fall colors
Haiku # 22538, October 2, 2002 5:29 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
never metaphor
have met a few ones and twos
maybe soon I will
Haiku # 22537, October 2, 2002 4:40 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Tahoe eyes, China
lips, Teton breasts...one forgets
what I met-her-for?
Haiku # 22536, October 2, 2002 4:00 pm ET
by onjaysun
one most talented
(unmooring of metaphors)
prize still goes to ash
Haiku # 22535, October 2, 2002 12:36 pm ET
by critics r us
to and fro-ing of
habitual fixations
helps to pass some time
Haiku # 22534, October 2, 2002 12:21 pm ET
by working r us
Zen drawing makes both
an instant and a lifetime
unforgettable
Haiku # 22533, October 2, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by art critics r us
That urban legend
was true, bloody sheets, really
left heart in SF.
Haiku # 22532, October 2, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by onjaysun
I walk streets alone
with only my boyfriend's red
leash I'm so lonely
Haiku # 22531, October 2, 2002 5:45 am ET
by k_against_dating
maybe janis should
let a few 'haikuers' show
her around 'frisco'
Haiku # 22530, October 2, 2002 5:41 am ET
by k_against_alcatraz of why the fuck not?
been away sometime
the break was nice, I didn't
really miss haiku


but still temptation
kicked in to see what scotch has
been posting in here
Haiku # 22529, October 2, 2002 5:34 am ET
by k_against_
janis coming to
san francisco? well this is
quite a nice surprise
Haiku # 22528, October 2, 2002 5:28 am ET
by k
i walk streets alone
with only my dog's red leash
i am so lonely
Haiku # 22527, October 2, 2002 1:31 am ET
by justin
Upon waking up
I find my bed to be warm
Resume snuggling.
Haiku # 22526, October 1, 2002 8:52 pm ET
by WyldKyss
once, but only once,
will you give all of your heart
then you learn not to
Haiku # 22525, October 1, 2002 8:05 pm ET
by been there r us
why I had to leave
autumn came on equinox
now it's time for change
Haiku # 22524, October 1, 2002 8:03 pm ET
by leaves r us
why i had to leave:
fake cable cars with engines
abominations!
Haiku # 22523, October 1, 2002 6:41 pm ET
by scotch
once, but only once,
i called it "frisco" myself
next stop: alcatraz
Haiku # 22522, October 1, 2002 6:39 pm ET
by scotch to janis (sharing the love)
Cats exist to teach
us that not everything in
nature has purpose.
Haiku # 22521, October 1, 2002 6:17 pm ET
by onjaysun (thx to "Q of the D")
if dogs ruled the world
there would be no dignity
cats do have it all
Haiku # 22520, October 1, 2002 5:49 pm ET
by cat lovers r us
If dogs ruled the world
"Doggie" bags would be outlawed
And cats would be fucked!
Haiku # 22519, October 1, 2002 3:28 pm ET
by kackarott
on the big island
one can live quite cheaply...no?
spare amenities

Haiku # 22518, October 1, 2002 2:24 pm ET
by like no electricity...or plumbing
asheville is pretty
gotta cross those mountains now
posting badhaiku

and heaps of clothing
mountain men hippies trees leaves
the leaves are falling
Haiku # 22517, October 1, 2002 2:18 pm ET
by mellie in NC, USA
Or did you mean that
I'm not allowed anywhere
'cept Fisherman's wharf?
Haiku # 22516, October 1, 2002 12:19 pm ET
by Janis
I'll play along then:
I promise not to visit
That fisherman's wharf
Haiku # 22515, October 1, 2002 12:18 pm ET
by Janis
words dripping with angst
artsy friends with names like skyye
damn, I'm pretentious
Haiku # 22514, October 1, 2002 12:05 pm ET
by Sabado Domingo of someplace else
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