Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22589, October 7, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
Haiku # 22588, October 7, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Crimson Tide
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
Haiku # 22587, October 7, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by pinched rictus
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
Haiku # 22586, October 7, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by cringer
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
Haiku # 22585, October 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
Haiku # 22584, October 7, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
just because it's fall
doesn't mean we're over (yet)
summer love does end
Haiku # 22583, October 7, 2002 10:15 am ET
by ...sigh
fwoar
that's the last time
no more
Haiku # 22582, October 6, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
oh peenerschnitzels
cockamathingajiggers
unpredictable
Haiku # 22581, October 6, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by another Patriots FAN
c'mon Patriots!
first half...down by sixteen points!
I hate the Dolphins!
Haiku # 22580, October 6, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by fans r us
In hanging over
seven gin and tonics prove
cheap at twice the price
Haiku # 22579, October 6, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
October's summer
could really do without all
this humidity
Haiku # 22578, October 5, 2002 11:56 am ET
by another comment about bad air r us
wife told me to just
restrain myself, then the fart
dissolves into you
Haiku # 22577, October 4, 2002 10:13 pm ET
by monkfart
once, in the morning
she left a cheek flapper loose
she won't admit it
Haiku # 22576, October 4, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
4-29-05
Date of the Great Female Left-
Cheek Sneak...You've been warned!
Haiku # 22575, October 4, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by onjaysun
there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...
Haiku # 22574, October 4, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anything
women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me
Haiku # 22573, October 4, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by ap
women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment,
then, life is a gas!
Haiku # 22572, October 4, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out
Haiku # 22571, October 4, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by idiocy r us
shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o
Haiku # 22570, October 4, 2002 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what about grammy's
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.
Haiku # 22569, October 3, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Sparkychica
Eminem, whom once
again has sold his soul for
another grammy
Haiku # 22568, October 3, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Sparkychica
grammy has a cock
so don't go liftin' her skirt
'lest you want a shock
Haiku # 22567, October 3, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Flooding all over
the Western United States --
broken Canada
Haiku # 22566, October 3, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by K Tai of San Diego
beyond scarecrow's reach
twisted hinges creaking wind
fading V of geese
Haiku # 22565, October 3, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by autumn lovers r us
grasses of summer
now cooling winds barest touch
once green now shivers
Haiku # 22564, October 3, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away
Haiku # 22563, October 3, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by stormlovers r us
I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"
Haiku # 22562, October 3, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun for some internet chick
Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)
Haiku # 22561, October 3, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Janis
Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked
Haiku # 22560, October 3, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Janis
bad haiku in the
netscrape browser is really
quite something to see
Haiku # 22559, October 3, 2002 5:04 am ET
by k
how could shoes smell bad?
they have no noses, just tongues
so they could taste bad

Haiku # 22558, October 3, 2002 3:51 am ET
by idiocy r us
I'd take off my shoes
but I don't know if they'll smell
they're not mine
Haiku # 22557, October 3, 2002 1:24 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
If I did take the pills
would I be normal
or just chemically enhanced
Haiku # 22556, October 3, 2002 1:21 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
why?
Questions don't always have answers
Haiku # 22555, October 3, 2002 1:20 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
can we still post pics?
Like the old days...pics with
bad haiku comments?
Haiku # 22554, October 2, 2002 10:41 pm ET
by k
some internet chick...
you really have an unmatched
style with haiku
Haiku # 22553, October 2, 2002 10:40 pm ET
by k_for_some_internet_chick
I must go for now
Alas please do not have fear
for I will be back
Haiku # 22552, October 2, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
it seems pretty sad
that I dont have any life
sit here for hours

Writing Bad Haikus
for everyone out there to read
but yet I'm alone
Haiku # 22551, October 2, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by some internet chick
I know what you'll say
you like a different team
but that is Okay
Haiku # 22550, October 2, 2002 9:32 pm ET
by some internet chick
Is it Monday yet?
So that the Packers can play
time to beat Da Bears
Haiku # 22549, October 2, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by Some Internet Chick
The train siren blows
as the rain drops are falling
and the temp. drops down
Haiku # 22548, October 2, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
just call me angel
of the morning baby, Is
the song in my head
Haiku # 22547, October 2, 2002 9:20 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain drops are falling
on the cold wet ground below
thank God its not snow
Haiku # 22546, October 2, 2002 9:15 pm ET
by some internet chick
the frogs are hopping
worms go squirming cross the road
can you here them squish
Haiku # 22545, October 2, 2002 9:12 pm ET
by some internet chick
sitting here right now
am I here all by myself
well it seems to be
Haiku # 22544, October 2, 2002 9:08 pm ET
by some internet chick
pretty butterflies
floating gracefully around
bright colorful wings
Haiku # 22543, October 2, 2002 9:06 pm ET
by some internet chick
Angels watch over
as I sit at my puter
wings so fluffy white
Haiku # 22542, October 2, 2002 9:04 pm ET
by some internet chick
Curious George sit
with his cute face and smile
right here on my desk
Haiku # 22541, October 2, 2002 8:59 pm ET
by some internet chick
rain rain go away
bring me back warm summer days
to go out and play
Haiku # 22540, October 2, 2002 8:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
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