Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

do not drop out love
waiting for may is better
future will be bright
Haiku # 22609, October 9, 2002 12:14 pm ET
by Bob Jones, Esq. of El Armpito, TX
hotmail asks again
"are you smarter than j. lo?"
with that ass, who cares?
Haiku # 22608, October 9, 2002 12:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
relentless homework
want to drop out so so bad
May where are you at?
Haiku # 22607, October 9, 2002 11:51 am ET
by tiger of vegas
oh! for some more sleep
lucky that baby is cute
or i'd strangle him
Haiku # 22606, October 9, 2002 12:46 am ET
by ash
if years can be "gone"
isn't it quite strange how they
manage to "add up"
Haiku # 22605, October 8, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by mathmeticians rnt us
here's a dumb riddle:
what's brown and sticky? a stick!
i said it was dumb
Haiku # 22604, October 8, 2002 8:53 pm ET
by idiocy r scotch
so hard not to gaze
at all the bumming one sees
at the nudist beach
Haiku # 22603, October 8, 2002 4:57 pm ET
by voyeurs r us
never lost for words
pesky telemarketers
relentlessly speak
Haiku # 22602, October 8, 2002 4:56 pm ET
by love having the opportunity to be RUDE r us
I am lost for words...
wondering what to say...
my cousin gazes
bumming for rides
Haiku # 22601, October 8, 2002 3:48 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Under flickering
florescent, brainless job in
LA, land of glitz
Haiku # 22600, October 8, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by Lillie of California
Laying on the couch
My Belly oozes over
Can't reach the remote
Haiku # 22599, October 8, 2002 1:49 pm ET
by kackarott of Football Sunday during a commercial
Closing in on my
one-five-two tri-mester, can
walk, talk....still urps though.
Haiku # 22598, October 8, 2002 12:51 pm ET
by onjaysun
Hey, Betty la Bomb
Missed you, Missouri, and a
lack of pretension
Haiku # 22597, October 8, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by Lillie of California
another year gone
almost my birthday again
life goes by quite fast
Haiku # 22596, October 8, 2002 7:56 am ET
by ash
san francisco has
many fun places to have
a drink with Janis....
Haiku # 22595, October 8, 2002 3:57 am ET
by k



spent a week on the
north umpqua river...quite wet
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22594, October 8, 2002 3:52 am ET
by k
from the sweet child's mouth
a great swarm of shrieking bats
a black cloud boiling
Haiku # 22593, October 8, 2002 1:13 am ET
by Hollywood Bonfire
summers' eve won't help
she should try hot kerosene
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22592, October 7, 2002 9:59 pm ET
by ap
my cock is throbbing
thinking about all that yeast
we could make some beer
Haiku # 22591, October 7, 2002 9:56 pm ET
by ap
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22590, October 7, 2002 9:42 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
it's all good they say
art in any way
so what is the point of trying
art is crap
Haiku # 22589, October 7, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Sweat beads on her brow
Dough she is kneading needs yeast
Scratches her panties
Haiku # 22588, October 7, 2002 5:32 pm ET
by Crimson Tide
Where do the farts go?
When silence must be observed
Riding on the lift
Haiku # 22587, October 7, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by pinched rictus
Imperious lass
Accused of farting gives me
An icy cold stare
Haiku # 22586, October 7, 2002 5:04 pm ET
by cringer
bedded him at last
surprised...tiny equipment
unfortunately
Haiku # 22585, October 7, 2002 12:38 pm ET
by tanjeroo
Saw her Saturday
Liked the equipment so much
Now plays for that team.
Haiku # 22584, October 7, 2002 12:15 pm ET
by onjaysun
just because it's fall
doesn't mean we're over (yet)
summer love does end
Haiku # 22583, October 7, 2002 10:15 am ET
by ...sigh
fwoar
that's the last time
no more
Haiku # 22582, October 6, 2002 7:17 pm ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
oh peenerschnitzels
cockamathingajiggers
unpredictable
Haiku # 22581, October 6, 2002 2:45 pm ET
by another Patriots FAN
c'mon Patriots!
first half...down by sixteen points!
I hate the Dolphins!
Haiku # 22580, October 6, 2002 2:30 pm ET
by fans r us
In hanging over
seven gin and tonics prove
cheap at twice the price
Haiku # 22579, October 6, 2002 12:26 am ET
by Betty LeBomb
October's summer
could really do without all
this humidity
Haiku # 22578, October 5, 2002 11:56 am ET
by another comment about bad air r us
wife told me to just
restrain myself, then the fart
dissolves into you
Haiku # 22577, October 4, 2002 10:13 pm ET
by monkfart
once, in the morning
she left a cheek flapper loose
she won't admit it
Haiku # 22576, October 4, 2002 9:17 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
4-29-05
Date of the Great Female Left-
Cheek Sneak...You've been warned!
Haiku # 22575, October 4, 2002 5:45 pm ET
by onjaysun
there is a shade of nirvana
when the spirit is on the road
but there is but a semblance...
Haiku # 22574, October 4, 2002 5:41 pm ET
by Anything
women never fart
so where does all their gas go
my wife won't tell me
Haiku # 22573, October 4, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by ap
women need to fart,
louder, and with enjoyment,
then, life is a gas!
Haiku # 22572, October 4, 2002 1:40 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
without those laces
and with eyes up skirts, of course
your tongues hanging out
Haiku # 22571, October 4, 2002 12:52 pm ET
by idiocy r us
shoes also have eyes,
look out you women in skirts,
my shoes aren't tight laced :o
Haiku # 22570, October 4, 2002 12:10 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
what about grammy's
home baked chicken pot pie? It's
goodness I say, good.
Haiku # 22569, October 3, 2002 10:23 pm ET
by Sparkychica
Eminem, whom once
again has sold his soul for
another grammy
Haiku # 22568, October 3, 2002 10:19 pm ET
by Sparkychica
grammy has a cock
so don't go liftin' her skirt
'lest you want a shock
Haiku # 22567, October 3, 2002 8:02 pm ET
by ap
Flooding all over
the Western United States --
broken Canada
Haiku # 22566, October 3, 2002 5:26 pm ET
by K Tai of San Diego
beyond scarecrow's reach
twisted hinges creaking wind
fading V of geese
Haiku # 22565, October 3, 2002 1:33 pm ET
by autumn lovers r us
grasses of summer
now cooling winds barest touch
once green now shivers
Haiku # 22564, October 3, 2002 1:14 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
all that men have built
the wind can so easily
blow it all away
Haiku # 22563, October 3, 2002 1:03 pm ET
by stormlovers r us
I think my Grammy's
advice on a long life still
works "NAKED BINGO"
Haiku # 22562, October 3, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun for some internet chick
Decided to go
With a tableless design
('cept for haiku loop)
Haiku # 22561, October 3, 2002 11:09 am ET
by Janis
Gave up supporting
All those 5 year old browsers
Because they are fucked
Haiku # 22560, October 3, 2002 10:57 am ET
by Janis
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