Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow
Haiku # 22659, October 13, 2002 12:57 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"
Haiku # 22658, October 12, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes
Haiku # 22657, October 11, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by mellie
I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!
Haiku # 22656, October 11, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable
Haiku # 22655, October 11, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scotch (sometimes...but holding strong)
i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
Haiku # 22654, October 11, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
Haiku # 22653, October 11, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by scotch
i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv
Haiku # 22652, October 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by scotch
Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!
Haiku # 22651, October 11, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out
Haiku # 22650, October 11, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers
Haiku # 22649, October 11, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by onjaysun (taking up office space)
hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time
Haiku # 22648, October 11, 2002 7:41 am ET
by ash
poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode
Haiku # 22647, October 11, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault
Haiku # 22646, October 11, 2002 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?
Haiku # 22645, October 11, 2002 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
soup-chai wins challenge
chewbacca going to vote, hope
it's one of the guys
Haiku # 22644, October 10, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fisher-price horror,
aquarium crib nightlight
American dreams
Haiku # 22643, October 10, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stephane only
one working on her team; the
bunch of bananas
Haiku # 22642, October 10, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ken the nyc
police pig looks like he wants
his gun, to shoot everyone!!

ynuk, ynuk
Haiku # 22641, October 10, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
most of these people,
nutty as american
TV commercials
Haiku # 22640, October 10, 2002 11:17 pm ET
by survivor watcher
man this ted guy whooo
and so many good-ole-boys
on his team too
Haiku # 22639, October 10, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!
Haiku # 22638, October 10, 2002 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku
Haiku # 22637, October 10, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?
Haiku # 22636, October 10, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by waiting r us
My jeep got new tires
That's like my third favorite
use of black rubber.
Haiku # 22635, October 10, 2002 7:56 pm ET
by onjaysun
we brought balloon grapes
to the harvest festival
and much fruit was pressed
Haiku # 22634, October 10, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by flask of scotch
you can walk a mile
in someone else's shoes, sure...
but wear your own socks
Haiku # 22633, October 10, 2002 6:48 pm ET
by idiocy r scotch
the man asked me to
put myself in other shoes
and they didn;t fit
Haiku # 22632, October 10, 2002 4:59 pm ET
by Nyx
it was blue velvet
walking talking tongues in dreams
bluer than velvet
Haiku # 22631, October 10, 2002 3:00 pm ET
by mellie, down there, up here
All you need in love...
One to eat the nekkid part
of the Oreo
Haiku # 22630, October 10, 2002 2:53 pm ET
by onjaysun (for S.I.C.)
was at the crossroads
I met no devil evil
wondering 'bout my soul
Haiku # 22629, October 10, 2002 2:52 pm ET
by mellie, wet down south
classics now revolve
chamber; slot; cock back; aim; fire;
mis-take! shoot again!
Haiku # 22628, October 10, 2002 2:03 am ET
by Garik of Jersey
Ohhhhh noooooo! new neighbor
plays roy orbison loudly!
kill me now, hurry!
Haiku # 22627, October 10, 2002 12:53 am ET
by !!!!!
Bush as president
Could change a sodomy charge
to
Haiku # 22626, October 10, 2002 12:50 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
bush lights a short fuse
without knowing its ending
ignorance is bliss
Haiku # 22625, October 9, 2002 9:37 pm ET
by ap
historic moment
decline of the empire
you will remember
Haiku # 22624, October 9, 2002 9:36 pm ET
by ap
anyone out there
am I in this world alone
no ones here with me
Haiku # 22623, October 9, 2002 8:01 pm ET
by some internet chick
my phone had just rang
telemarketers again
what a crappy job
Haiku # 22622, October 9, 2002 7:55 pm ET
by some internet chick
so my poems arent great
but than neither is my life
well at least I try
Haiku # 22621, October 9, 2002 7:49 pm ET
by some internet chick
its my somber place
bad haiku helps me to cope
when life treats me bad
Haiku # 22620, October 9, 2002 7:48 pm ET
by some internet chick
Everytime I am here
I am in a real sad mood
ONCE, can I be happy??
Haiku # 22619, October 9, 2002 7:47 pm ET
by some internet chick
K, you commented
on my unmatched haiku style
is it good or bad
Haiku # 22618, October 9, 2002 7:45 pm ET
by some internet chick
I am not ugly
but not quite drop dead gorgeous
why am i alone
Haiku # 22617, October 9, 2002 7:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
onjaysun, you say
naked bingo will be fun
do you wanna join
Haiku # 22616, October 9, 2002 7:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
moment of saying
BITCH, and she overheard for
it was someone else...
Haiku # 22615, October 9, 2002 4:35 pm ET
by Nyx
the ceaseless effort,
to lead an effortless life,
this is the party!
Haiku # 22614, October 9, 2002 3:35 pm ET
by joe sam, are you having fun kids?
October's sunset
inside colors of a shell
thrown upon the shore
Haiku # 22613, October 9, 2002 3:29 pm ET
by Gwenhyfar
Tree above the Bank
green, yellow, red..Wow, it's Fall..
or a clown blowed up.
Haiku # 22612, October 9, 2002 3:13 pm ET
by onjaysun
harvest festival
earthen musk of thousand leaves
flask of scotch in hand
Haiku # 22611, October 9, 2002 1:08 pm ET
by old oak trees in backyard r us
while waiting for may
I'll revel in October
drop out for winter
Haiku # 22610, October 9, 2002 12:58 pm ET
by pocketful of keys r us
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