Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
Haiku # 22710, October 15, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
Haiku # 22709, October 15, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
Haiku # 22708, October 15, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
Haiku # 22707, October 15, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
Haiku # 22706, October 15, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
Haiku # 22705, October 15, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
Haiku # 22704, October 15, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
Haiku # 22703, October 15, 2002 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
Haiku # 22697, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
Haiku # 22696, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 22695, October 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
Haiku # 22694, October 14, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
Haiku # 22693, October 14, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22692, October 14, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
Haiku # 22691, October 14, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
Haiku # 22690, October 14, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
Haiku # 22689, October 14, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
Haiku # 22688, October 14, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
Haiku # 22687, October 14, 2002 7:08 am ET
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
Haiku # 22686, October 13, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
Haiku # 22685, October 13, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
Haiku # 22684, October 13, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
Haiku # 22683, October 13, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
Haiku # 22682, October 13, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
Haiku # 22681, October 13, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
Haiku # 22680, October 13, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
Haiku # 22679, October 13, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
Haiku # 22678, October 13, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
Haiku # 22677, October 13, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
Haiku # 22676, October 13, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
Haiku # 22675, October 13, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
Haiku # 22674, October 13, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
Haiku # 22673, October 13, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
Haiku # 22672, October 13, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
Haiku # 22671, October 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
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(=====)
Haiku # 22670, October 13, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
Haiku # 22669, October 13, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
Haiku # 22668, October 13, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?

two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
Haiku # 22667, October 13, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
Haiku # 22666, October 13, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
Haiku # 22665, October 13, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by sheena
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