Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.

Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.

I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?

Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can

I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass

Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?

today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!

Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey

auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal

i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists

have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!

fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections

san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!

i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!

giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!

i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali

not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?

a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all

happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock

another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home

tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs

Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube

had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me

that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky

Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress

fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite

time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite

twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now

twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus

what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday

Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift

Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game

quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday

will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone

here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy

tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely

mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies

"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again

twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......

librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine

cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
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(=====)

today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years

i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing

anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?

two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off

let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying

haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!

no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord

how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!

Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales

i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck