Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?
* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
(--------)
(=====)
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat
like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?
two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
by sheena
no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord
by Mellie, blessed from the church of al green, Memphis.
how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!
by Anonymous Poet
Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales
by peter searle the younger of australia
i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck
by scotch (it was black, too)
