Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
Haiku # 22697, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
Haiku # 22696, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 22695, October 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
Haiku # 22694, October 14, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
Haiku # 22693, October 14, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22692, October 14, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
Haiku # 22691, October 14, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
Haiku # 22690, October 14, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
Haiku # 22689, October 14, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
Haiku # 22688, October 14, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
Haiku # 22687, October 14, 2002 7:08 am ET
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
Haiku # 22686, October 13, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
Haiku # 22685, October 13, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
Haiku # 22684, October 13, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
Haiku # 22683, October 13, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
Haiku # 22682, October 13, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
Haiku # 22681, October 13, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
Haiku # 22680, October 13, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
Haiku # 22679, October 13, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
Haiku # 22678, October 13, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
Haiku # 22677, October 13, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
Haiku # 22676, October 13, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
Haiku # 22675, October 13, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
Haiku # 22674, October 13, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
Haiku # 22673, October 13, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
Haiku # 22672, October 13, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
Haiku # 22671, October 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
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(=====)
Haiku # 22670, October 13, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
Haiku # 22669, October 13, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
Haiku # 22668, October 13, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?

two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
Haiku # 22667, October 13, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
Haiku # 22666, October 13, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
Haiku # 22665, October 13, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by sheena
no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord
Haiku # 22664, October 13, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Mellie, blessed from the church of al green, Memphis.
how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!
Haiku # 22663, October 13, 2002 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales
Haiku # 22662, October 13, 2002 6:36 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck
Haiku # 22661, October 13, 2002 6:06 am ET
by scotch (it was black, too)
the artist's paradigm
as bartheleme put it
is to fail
Haiku # 22660, October 13, 2002 6:05 am ET
by scotch (not that screwing up my syllable count makes me an artist)
art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow
Haiku # 22659, October 13, 2002 12:57 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"
Haiku # 22658, October 12, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes
Haiku # 22657, October 11, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by mellie
I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!
Haiku # 22656, October 11, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable
Haiku # 22655, October 11, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scotch (sometimes...but holding strong)
i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
Haiku # 22654, October 11, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
Haiku # 22653, October 11, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by scotch
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