Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
Haiku # 22685, October 13, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
Haiku # 22684, October 13, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
Haiku # 22683, October 13, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
Haiku # 22682, October 13, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
Haiku # 22681, October 13, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
Haiku # 22680, October 13, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
Haiku # 22679, October 13, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
quiet restful day
is what I wanted to have
nice peaceful sunday
Haiku # 22678, October 13, 2002 9:27 pm ET
by some internet chick
will anyone join
in my bad haiku writing
or am I alone
Haiku # 22677, October 13, 2002 9:26 pm ET
by some internet chick
here I am tonite
writing bad haikus for you
I hope you enjoy
Haiku # 22676, October 13, 2002 9:23 pm ET
by some internet chick
tennessee haiku
we eber seen dat befoe?
dat seems unlikely
Haiku # 22675, October 13, 2002 8:27 pm ET
by ap
mellie in da souff
dat where de peoples be stiff
like memphis mummies
Haiku # 22674, October 13, 2002 8:24 pm ET
by ap
"libran" in haiku
makes me think of, well, moxie
dear lord, not again
Haiku # 22673, October 13, 2002 8:22 pm ET
by ap - oh boy!
twenty-five years old
happy birthday young sheena
boy, those were the days.......
Haiku # 22672, October 13, 2002 8:00 pm ET
by ash
librans maturing
grow richer and more complex
like a vintage wine
Haiku # 22671, October 13, 2002 7:58 pm ET
by ash
cake, anybody?
i've made my wish, now make yours
what flavor's your choice?


* * * * *
ll ll ll ll ll
(--------)
(=====)
Haiku # 22670, October 13, 2002 4:09 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
today i was born
quarter of a century
twenty-five rough years
Haiku # 22669, October 13, 2002 4:03 pm ET
by sheena, the birthday girl
i am now convinced
truth: ugly, bitter, lovely
i taste it and eat

like dark chocolate
like strong hooch, mysterious
depth's a tasty thing
Haiku # 22668, October 13, 2002 4:01 pm ET
by sheena
anybody see
that ad for a date website?
"catch some rays...and scotts"?

two twenty-somethings:
girl chases boy on the beach
pulling his trunks off
Haiku # 22667, October 13, 2002 3:57 pm ET
by sheena
let that wave roll on
drown us in awful haiku
we'll snicker, dying
Haiku # 22666, October 13, 2002 3:53 pm ET
by sheena
haven't been here in...
oh, a long time, anyway
beautiful, janis!!!!!!!
Haiku # 22665, October 13, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by sheena
no rattle snakes there
full gospel tabernacle
mellie praised the lord
Haiku # 22664, October 13, 2002 3:23 pm ET
by Mellie, blessed from the church of al green, Memphis.
how much fuck, could a
fuckup fuck, if a fuckup
could fuck up? say fast!
Haiku # 22663, October 13, 2002 7:43 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Tuna in lemon pepper?
Real men eat tuna in motor oil
Bodyguards choice
20w50
I don't mind if you kill the whales
Haiku # 22662, October 13, 2002 6:36 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
i came home tonight
to a dead cat 'cross my path
that can't be good luck
Haiku # 22661, October 13, 2002 6:06 am ET
by scotch (it was black, too)
the artist's paradigm
as bartheleme put it
is to fail
Haiku # 22660, October 13, 2002 6:05 am ET
by scotch (not that screwing up my syllable count makes me an artist)
art
expression of ideas
viewed incorrectly always
there is no point
painting is too shallow
Haiku # 22659, October 13, 2002 12:57 am ET
by peter searle the younger of australia
Date, City, State, Venue
- blues hall essence relived -
"i'm a voodoo child!"
Haiku # 22658, October 12, 2002 3:51 pm ET
by ComiCat of Jerzey
secretarial
duties paper clips white out
show me my mistakes
Haiku # 22657, October 11, 2002 10:28 pm ET
by mellie
I can see in my
Magic Mirror..Sue..Tim..Scotch
Oops!, Not so fast Scotch!
Haiku # 22656, October 11, 2002 6:28 pm ET
by onjaysun
like an astronaut
floating untethered in space
i do miss cable
Haiku # 22655, October 11, 2002 4:24 pm ET
by scotch (sometimes...but holding strong)
i have a big screen
it shows the nature channel
wait, that's a window
Haiku # 22654, October 11, 2002 1:32 pm ET
by scotch
listless prayer plant
hasn't prayed since i got it
must be agnostic
Haiku # 22653, October 11, 2002 1:31 pm ET
by scotch
i killed my ivy
it was self-defense, i swear!
still have no tv
Haiku # 22652, October 11, 2002 1:30 pm ET
by scotch
Why Stephanie, do
you alienate your tribe?
you kick ass sista!
Haiku # 22651, October 11, 2002 12:17 pm ET
by onjaysun
G was just the head
loser of Chuay...a good
cave-in could help out
Haiku # 22650, October 11, 2002 12:10 pm ET
by onjaysun
looks like the island
got a case of the Mondays
buck up lil' campers
Haiku # 22649, October 11, 2002 12:02 pm ET
by onjaysun (taking up office space)
hold on an instant
i find that hard to prehend
at least at this time
Haiku # 22648, October 11, 2002 7:41 am ET
by ash
poor Ghandia, I
can't watch this shit again, first
and last episode
Haiku # 22647, October 11, 2002 12:06 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
the one who fought with
ted over love-bites got booted
navy chick at fault
Haiku # 22646, October 11, 2002 12:05 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
keep getting error
can't send ending of survivor
what's up with that?
Haiku # 22645, October 11, 2002 12:03 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
soup-chai wins challenge
chewbacca going to vote, hope
it's one of the guys
Haiku # 22644, October 10, 2002 11:45 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
fisher-price horror,
aquarium crib nightlight
American dreams
Haiku # 22643, October 10, 2002 11:35 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
stephane only
one working on her team; the
bunch of bananas
Haiku # 22642, October 10, 2002 11:28 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
ken the nyc
police pig looks like he wants
his gun, to shoot everyone!!

ynuk, ynuk
Haiku # 22641, October 10, 2002 11:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
most of these people,
nutty as american
TV commercials
Haiku # 22640, October 10, 2002 11:17 pm ET
by survivor watcher
man this ted guy whooo
and so many good-ole-boys
on his team too
Haiku # 22639, October 10, 2002 11:12 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
looks like it may be
stephanie,,, she is just soooo
grumpy! gosh golly!
Haiku # 22638, October 10, 2002 11:10 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
am watching it now,
will let you know in hour
survivor haiku
Haiku # 22637, October 10, 2002 11:03 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
missed Survivor four
can anyone out there tell
who got booted off?
Haiku # 22636, October 10, 2002 10:46 pm ET
by waiting r us
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