Gramps used to call'em
"arm shorts" back in the old days
Confused, we shot him.
by onjaysun
short armed people need
the love of the long armed
and a good spanking
by winky
Short armed people would
Fit in tyrannosaurus
suits at ,Lost World Park,
by Anonymous Poet
Veggie Bald Eagle
umm, tastes just like the real thing
Can i have seconds?
by psybo of earth
Short armed people need
Tools; bidets, long brushes, or
maybe steam cleaner ?
by Anonymous Poet
alien probe fest?
I would rather pass thank you
and go eat otter
by dylalien of your mind
to dream of long arms
Then I could bath my behind
Glory would be mine
by dylaline of earth
why does God punish?
My arms are too short to wash
my back is dirty
by dylalien of san francisco
Wow, I have short arms
I can't wash my own behind
Will you please help me
by dylalien of san francisco
American men
some rather pedestrian
though hung rather well
by Asian Spice
sushi is awesome
beautiful in appearance
and it goes down swell
by Asian Spice
Sushi is yucky
Why not eat a dead raw cow?
Cook or get poisoned!
by kackarott of sex
I love cherry pie
so undeniably pink
some are rather tart
by some tarts are rather sweet
juicy chariot,
soft vehicle of great bliss,
split pussy beckons
by Anonymous Poet
split grapefruit reveals
spokes and rays of sunburst wheels
juicy chariot
by guess who
Alcoholic? No!
Frequent social binge drinker
Make the pounding stop!
by SuperDave
I enjoy beer, but
Sometimes I overindulge
The toilet beckons
by SuperDave
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by Anonymous Poet
He here who hasn't
taken a little crack now
and then, raise your hand!
by k
bush girlie, fucks up,
once again proving blood
runs true, cuffim all!
by Anonymous Poet
A little bit of
sanity in a sea of
vast conformity
by Janis of Toronto
Poor Henry Rollins
He hides behind his tattoos
Admit your gayness!
by Kackarott
Cool breeze blew this morn,
a real nipplestiffler but
not in the good way.
by onjaysun
concupiscent words
vanilla leather jacket
silk chocolate pants
by Wally
Wish I had muscles
Like Danzig so I could flex
What a freakin' 'tard!
by kackarott of http://www.danzig-verotik.com/
gassing up my car,
crack of gunfire overhead.
where's my flak jacket?
by Anonymous Poet
such fine blue mildew
veins map through the palest white
even cheesier
by Max
The leaves are changing
And the winter cold beckons
A cheezy haiku
by Janis of Toronto
split her heart in two
would that simple agony
be the worst she felt
by sorry for r us
E.A. two cubes down
Dumped by her boyfriend again
Now she wants to date
by titus wong
Coworker mutters
Vague imprecations and grunts
Soon to go postal?
by titus wong
the moment passed by
as memories jogged, tears strolled
he stood in silence
by heartbroken r us
Coffee stains my teeth
Cigarettes pollute my breath
Let's have a meeting!
by titus wong
empty promises
trees blown naked in the wind
foretell autumn's end
by Gwenhyfar
see wet branches loom
black against a sky that rains
knocking window panes
by Gwenhyfar
Red Dragged On, maybe
I's sleepy, at least til date
started gnawing arm.
by onjaysun
She walks in beauty
Circles, cones, and polygons
Ye Gods I'm horny!
by titus wong
someone has the blues
(must give him indigestion)
--let Crayola know
by heh heh
Searching for meaning
In a dense, uncaring world
What the hell's the point?
by titus wong
an intense rogue kiss
takes her completely off guard
but she welcomes it
by guess who
Spliff and mouse in hand
Am I the caricature
Of the evil geek?
by titus wong
we stood in soft light
sun muted orange by smoke
from a distant fire
by CA to MA
Gawk at the live chat
Girls, posing for the web cam
Geez, folks are sleazy
by titus wong
Clad only in briefs
Glued to my computer screen
Piss away the day
by titus wong
rainy autumn day
light the fire, uncork the wine
write me poetry
a watery fire
autumn blaze through moired panes
flames against the grey
by Boston gal et al...includes r us 98% of the time
scotch r us or is
the r in us in haikus
previous to this
by Anonymous Poet
poor tortured metrics
use spondees with anapests
result: sprung-rhythm
by professors r us
"intransitive verbs
do not have direct objects",
it's english to me!
by Anonymous Poet
yoda and coco
gee I miss those Memphis cats
on the road again
by mellie
louisiana
bondage in memphis complete
cage in new orleans
by mellie, so hit submit girl :-)
