Bad Haiku
Horrible poetry for the digital age
28 Years, 61 Days and 77459 Haiku later...

an intense rogue kiss
takes her completely off guard
but she welcomes it
Haiku # 22729, October 16, 2002 5:17 pm ET
by guess who
Spliff and mouse in hand
Am I the caricature
Of the evil geek?
Haiku # 22728, October 16, 2002 5:15 pm ET
by titus wong
we stood in soft light
sun muted orange by smoke
from a distant fire
Haiku # 22727, October 16, 2002 5:10 pm ET
by CA to MA
Gawk at the live chat
Girls, posing for the web cam
Geez, folks are sleazy
Haiku # 22726, October 16, 2002 5:05 pm ET
by titus wong
Clad only in briefs
Glued to my computer screen
Piss away the day
Haiku # 22725, October 16, 2002 5:00 pm ET
by titus wong
rainy autumn day
light the fire, uncork the wine
write me poetry


a watery fire
autumn blaze through moired panes
flames against the grey
Haiku # 22724, October 16, 2002 4:26 pm ET
by Boston gal et al...includes r us 98% of the time
scotch r us or is
the r in us in haikus
previous to this
Haiku # 22723, October 16, 2002 3:34 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
poor tortured metrics
use spondees with anapests
result: sprung-rhythm
Haiku # 22722, October 16, 2002 2:00 pm ET
by professors r us
"intransitive verbs
do not have direct objects",
it's english to me!
Haiku # 22721, October 16, 2002 1:22 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
yoda and coco
gee I miss those Memphis cats
on the road again
Haiku # 22720, October 16, 2002 1:09 pm ET
by mellie
louisiana
bondage in memphis complete
cage in new orleans
Haiku # 22719, October 16, 2002 1:07 pm ET
by mellie, so hit submit girl :-)
no ash (yoda) try this,
"a brave man your father was",
'here' is an adverb.
Haiku # 22718, October 16, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by Object, Subject, Verb
Mountain lake reflects
all the fall colors two times
don't spoil it, you duck.
Haiku # 22717, October 16, 2002 11:47 am ET
by onjaysun
cold snapped and all changed
dress rehearsal now begins
winter premieres soon
Haiku # 22716, October 16, 2002 11:30 am ET
by Gwenhyfar
still pond holds the sky
motivates self-expression
poet's obsession
Haiku # 22715, October 16, 2002 10:02 am ET
by nice change of pace says r us
object, subject, verb
you say it's not used today
well then: "here i go"
Haiku # 22713, October 16, 2002 2:42 am ET
by ash
Nootka, Mohalk, or
Lisu (Burma) and Mam from
West Guatemala.
Haiku # 22712, October 16, 2002 12:18 am ET
by Anonymous Poet
Some languages
Are nonconfigurative,
Like Guugu, Yimidhiir
Haiku # 22711, October 15, 2002 11:58 pm ET
by oh those aussies
Although no language
Known today uses object,
Subject and then verb.
Haiku # 22710, October 15, 2002 11:53 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
Subject, object, verb,
Can be ordered in six ways,
Mathematically.
Haiku # 22709, October 15, 2002 11:47 pm ET
by Anonymous Poet
I should be working
But I am writing Haiku
Is that an escuse?
Haiku # 22708, October 15, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Voles cannot fly home
a quadruped that eats grass
but perhaps gulls can
Haiku # 22707, October 15, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
I wonder what would
Chage if we all spoke in haiku
Red buffalo grass
Haiku # 22706, October 15, 2002 9:24 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Tall Blue Donut Land
Hiaku annoys me
But I can't stop writing it
Oh, why, why, Bob, why?
Haiku # 22705, October 15, 2002 9:18 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of The Land of Blue Tall Donuts
today is calmed
i know that this will not last
hell will be back soon!!!
Haiku # 22704, October 15, 2002 6:21 pm ET
by tiger of vegas
Golden Gate is in
Arches are soooo yesterday
Bring on da Mickey
Haiku # 22703, October 15, 2002 12:33 pm ET
by onjaysun
auspicious numbers
my birthday is on all fours
party animal
Haiku # 22702, October 15, 2002 3:02 am ET
by ash
i'd be in ubud
i wouldn't stay in kuta
too many tourists
Haiku # 22701, October 15, 2002 2:58 am ET
by ash (bali itinerary)
have to go away
on business during the games
that really sucks man!
Haiku # 22700, October 14, 2002 11:51 pm ET
by k
fireworks over
water, i look out to the
bay, watch reflections
Haiku # 22699, October 14, 2002 11:50 pm ET
by k
san francisco has
not won a series since fif-
ty seven, fuck yes!
Haiku # 22698, October 14, 2002 11:48 pm ET
by k_against_so_cal
i know...it's unhip
to like sports...especially
for girls, but not me!
Haiku # 22697, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k
giants go to world
series, nail-biter..bottom
of the ninth and WHAM!
Haiku # 22696, October 14, 2002 11:46 pm ET
by k_against_anything_st_louis
i've got it all planned
when indonesia invades
i'm off to bali
Haiku # 22695, October 14, 2002 7:34 pm ET
by ap - the words of ash after 9-11
not to leave out ash
in my birthday well wishes
how many candles?
Haiku # 22694, October 14, 2002 2:51 pm ET
by scotch
a swinging birthday
to sheena the jungle queen
belated and all
Haiku # 22693, October 14, 2002 2:14 pm ET
by scotch (you probably hate the reference, but deal)
happy birthday ash
best wishes sheena baby
grandma has a cock
Haiku # 22692, October 14, 2002 1:42 pm ET
by mellie, oh SO ripe!
another lifetime
don't want it to end too soon
dying to get home
Haiku # 22691, October 14, 2002 1:39 pm ET
by mellie
tall buffalo red
donuts eat blue tall donuts
just inhale green frogs
Haiku # 22690, October 14, 2002 1:01 pm ET
by The Apathetic One of Blue Tall Donut Land
Just imagine red
Then you will be angrier
watch out, breathing tube
Haiku # 22689, October 14, 2002 12:57 pm ET
by Pandora of Arizona
had a scrabble date
in her bag, a riding crop
i let her beat me
Haiku # 22688, October 14, 2002 10:33 am ET
by scotch (not strictly true, yet...ow!)
that trip to bali
holiday of a lifetime
for the unlucky
Haiku # 22687, October 14, 2002 7:08 am ET
by ash
Rumbling throttle begs
a late night cruise through the streets
counting this week's stress
Haiku # 22686, October 13, 2002 10:53 pm ET
by Betty LeBomb
fair well to you all
in this world called bad haiku
sweet dreams and good nite
Haiku # 22685, October 13, 2002 9:43 pm ET
by some internet chick
time for a shower
and in my flannel jammies
its sure cold tonite
Haiku # 22684, October 13, 2002 9:41 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty three
thats what there are now
Haiku # 22683, October 13, 2002 9:39 pm ET
by some internet chick
twenty two thousand
and six hundred eighty one
alot of haikus
Haiku # 22682, October 13, 2002 9:38 pm ET
by some internet chick
what kind of gift, would
a bad haiku get, for a
special 6th birthday
Haiku # 22681, October 13, 2002 9:35 pm ET
by some internet chick
Only thirty days
till bad haikus 6th birthday
should we buy a gift
Haiku # 22680, October 13, 2002 9:33 pm ET
by some ineternet chick
Green Bay Packers played,
kicking some Patriot butt
OH what a great game
Haiku # 22679, October 13, 2002 9:30 pm ET
by some internet chick
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